Friendzone chords by Frenchy And The Talent

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
G Em C D x2

Verse 1:
G                                   Em
I'm gonna tell you all a story, it's really quite normal
        C                       D
I was taking my crush to my year 10 formal
G                       Em
She was so pretty, she made my heart melt
C                                       D
When she looked away, I tucked my boner in my belt
G                           Em
My suit was real fly, her dress was quite tidy
         C                                        D
But what was on my mind was the after party
G                                   Em
Place was pretty loose and not a moment too soon
C                                           D
Zach rocked up with a box of goon
G                                               Em
I nodded him over, and asked for advice
          C                                    D
And Zach agreed that tonight was the night
            C
He said: "Shorty likes you mate,
                                        D
She said you should drink a cup and sit next to her"
C

I looked her in the eyes and I put down my cup
D
Everybody knew it was time to hook up, up, up, up, up, ahhh

Chorus:
                                G               D
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
                   Em                   C
I'm still having coffee with her mum
                                G                            D
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
          Em            C
Or advice on her new man
                                G
And I don't care about the shoppin'
        D
Or the facials
         Em                                      C
As long as she's there with me
                        G
And she put me in the friendzone
                 D
It's not the end, though
                Em                   C
It's not the end, though

Verse 2:
G                                       Em
Now you're gonna hear another similar tale
        C                       D
I was in love with this girl, my holy grail
              G                 Em
It was the girl next door I've always adored
        C                                   D
I'm like Neeson in Taken if you call her a whore (I will find you)
G                                     Em
Though she had a boyfriend, we talked all the time
C                               D
He was just a speed hump, she had to be mine,
G                               Em
Then they had a fight over his stupid friends
C                               D
That's okay for me 'cause I don't have any friends
             G                     Em
Their fight was real bad, my chance to make a move
         C                                  D
So I bought her a puppy (Oh bro, you're so smooth)
G                       Em
I told her all about my feelings and shit
        C                                D
I'm like MC Hammer, my love is too legit to quit
G                               Em
She looked me in the eyes and she knew what to say
C                                   D
But then she fucked up, and asked if I was gay
D
You think I'm gay?
D
Why don't you fuck me and find out?

Chorus:
                                G               D
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
                   Em                   C
I'm still having coffee with her gran
                                G                            D
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
          Em            C
Or advice on her new man
                                G
And I don't care about the pedicures
        D
Or the waxes
         Em                                      C
As long as she's there with me
                        G
And she put me in the friendzone
                 D
It's not the end, though
                Em                              C
It's not the end, though

Bridge:
G                              Em
Our tales aren't unusual, it's happened everywhere
            C                   D
Guys are gettin' friendzoned, girls just don't care,
G
Givin' a girl flowers (Friendzoned)
G
Pickin' her up from town (Friendzoned)
G
Listenin' to her problems (Friendzoned)
G
Drawin' her a picture (Friendzoned)
G
Eatin' a banana (Friendzoned)
G
Wearing crocs (Friendzoned)
G
Watchin' Magic Mike (Friendzone)
G
Watchin' her sleep (Friendzone)
C
Suckin' a dude's dick (Friendzoned)
D
Suckin' your own dick (Friendzoned, friendzoned)

Verse 3:
G                        D
Now I'm older, I'm so bitter and jaded
Em                              C
I've been friendzoned so much, and I've barely been laid
G                                    D
But the other day I met a girl, the prettiest being
                Em                              C
She was so nice that she made me feel feelings
           G                    D
She bought me a beer, said "You're the one I want"
                Em
And asked would I like to make love to her
C
All night long

Chorus 2:
                           G                          D
But then I put her in the friendzone, I don't know why, though
        Em                   C
'Cause she was so fuckin' hot
                          G                             D
And I put on an ugly onesie, we played some Twister
             Em                            C
And I fuckin' cock-blocked myself
                        G               D
We ended up watching TV, we had a snuggle
    Em                                            C
I cried when she went to sleep
                        G
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
           D
It is the end, though
           Em           C
It is the end, though

Outro:
                        G
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
        D
It is the end, though
        Em      C               G
It is the end, though