Friendzone chords by Frenchy And The Talent
Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
G Em C D x2
Verse 1:
G Em
I'm gonna tell you all a story, it's really quite normal
C D
I was taking my crush to my year 10 formal
G Em
She was so pretty, she made my heart melt
C D
When she looked away, I tucked my boner in my belt
G Em
My suit was real fly, her dress was quite tidy
C D
But what was on my mind was the after party
G Em
Place was pretty loose and not a moment too soon
C D
Zach rocked up with a box of goon
G Em
I nodded him over, and asked for advice
C D
And Zach agreed that tonight was the night
C
He said: "Shorty likes you mate,
D
She said you should drink a cup and sit next to her"
C
I looked her in the eyes and I put down my cup
D
Everybody knew it was time to hook up, up, up, up, up, ahhh
Chorus:
G D
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
Em C
I'm still having coffee with her mum
G D
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
Em C
Or advice on her new man
G
And I don't care about the shoppin'
D
Or the facials
Em C
As long as she's there with me
G
And she put me in the friendzone
D
It's not the end, though
Em C
It's not the end, though
Verse 2:
G Em
Now you're gonna hear another similar tale
C D
I was in love with this girl, my holy grail
G Em
It was the girl next door I've always adored
C D
I'm like Neeson in Taken if you call her a whore (I will find you)
G Em
Though she had a boyfriend, we talked all the time
C D
He was just a speed hump, she had to be mine,
G Em
Then they had a fight over his stupid friends
C D
That's okay for me 'cause I don't have any friends
G Em
Their fight was real bad, my chance to make a move
C D
So I bought her a puppy (Oh bro, you're so smooth)
G Em
I told her all about my feelings and shit
C D
I'm like MC Hammer, my love is too legit to quit
G Em
She looked me in the eyes and she knew what to say
C D
But then she fucked up, and asked if I was gay
D
You think I'm gay?
D
Why don't you fuck me and find out?
Chorus:
G D
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
Em C
I'm still having coffee with her gran
G D
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
Em C
Or advice on her new man
G
And I don't care about the pedicures
D
Or the waxes
Em C
As long as she's there with me
G
And she put me in the friendzone
D
It's not the end, though
Em C
It's not the end, though
Bridge:
G Em
Our tales aren't unusual, it's happened everywhere
C D
Guys are gettin' friendzoned, girls just don't care,
G
Givin' a girl flowers (Friendzoned)
G
Pickin' her up from town (Friendzoned)
G
Listenin' to her problems (Friendzoned)
G
Drawin' her a picture (Friendzoned)
G
Eatin' a banana (Friendzoned)
G
Wearing crocs (Friendzoned)
G
Watchin' Magic Mike (Friendzone)
G
Watchin' her sleep (Friendzone)
C
Suckin' a dude's dick (Friendzoned)
D
Suckin' your own dick (Friendzoned, friendzoned)
Verse 3:
G D
Now I'm older, I'm so bitter and jaded
Em C
I've been friendzoned so much, and I've barely been laid
G D
But the other day I met a girl, the prettiest being
Em C
She was so nice that she made me feel feelings
G D
She bought me a beer, said "You're the one I want"
Em
And asked would I like to make love to her
C
All night long
Chorus 2:
G D
But then I put her in the friendzone, I don't know why, though
Em C
'Cause she was so fuckin' hot
G D
And I put on an ugly onesie, we played some Twister
Em C
And I fuckin' cock-blocked myself
G D
We ended up watching TV, we had a snuggle
Em C
I cried when she went to sleep
G
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
D
It is the end, though
Em C
It is the end, though
Outro:
G
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
D
It is the end, though
Em C G
It is the end, though Last updated:
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