Hypotheticals Ukulele chords by Fran Vasilić

Verse 1:
          C
And if I changed my hair
         G
And the way that I talk
          Am
And if I got new friends
       F
And I cut my mustache off




       C
And I knew what to say
               G
When the conversation died
           Am
And I gave better compliments
           F
Than "You look really nice"
          C
And if I had more fans
         G
And if I made more cash
        Am
And I believed you when you'd say
         F
I looked nice
         C
And if I changed everything, yeah
   G
My whole fucking life
          Am
Would you please love me then
           F
Would you please love me then
N.С.
Would you please love me
N.C.
Please love me
N.C.
Please love me
N.C.
Please love me
C

Please
     G
Love me

A   F


Verse 2:
          C
And if I got to see
       G
a therapist on time
      Am
Maybe I could write
           F
a message on first try
         C
But I’ll waste a whole day
        G
chosing “hey” or “hi”
Am
Or “how you’ve been”
             F
or “is your day alright ”
        C                    G
And if I could stop with hypotheticals
Am               F
Then this woudn’t be a hypothetical
        C
But it is
        G
And I can’t
Am  F
Huh


Chorus:
(strum Twice)
       C
Truthfully
      G             Am
I'm tired of being me
     F              C
It's just too exhausting
     G       Am
I'm such a crybaby
            C
And tragically
       G               Am
There are no real problems
     F            C
Now I have to create them
    G                  Am        F
So there is a purpose to my worrying


Verse 3:
   C
I spent some time
         G
In the promised land
       Am
And I spent my love
              F
On those who didn't love me back
        C
And you waited here
    G
But not for me
         Am
You were waiting just
         F
cos you felt like it
             C
And now I’m so confused
G
what is happening?
          Am
Are you staying here
        F
or are you leaving?
          C
Say something
          G        Am  F
Say that you love me

Uh


Chorus:
(strum Twice)
       C
Truthfully
      G             Am
I'm tired of being me
     F              C
It's just too exhausting
     G       Am
I'm such a crybaby
            C
And tragically
       G               Am
There are no real problems
     F            C
Now I have to create them
    G                  Am        F
So there is a purpose to my worrying


Verse 4:
     C
It's 8 o'clock and
  G
I just pressed "send"
       Am               F
Now my text became some meaningless
C                      G
Binary code just some 1s and 0s
           Am                 F
Until you gave it a meaning again


Outro:
(strum Twice Softly)
       C
Truthfully
      G             Am
I'm tired of being me
     F              C
It's just too exhausting
     G       Am
I'm such a crybaby
            C
And tragically
       G               Am
There are no real problems
     F            C
Now I have to create them
    G.                 Am        F
So there is a purpose to my worrying
C
(A purpose to my worrying)

To my worrying
G
(A purpose to my worrying)

To my worrying
Am
(A purpose to my worrying)

To my worrying

F