Why Don't Women Like Me chords by George Formby

Why don't women like me - George Formby  CAPO on 3 works for me
Tabbed by Del Bradley for guitar
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INTRO G A7 D7 G

G                   Em                         A7
Now I know I'm  not handsome, no good looks or wealth
                          D                  G      Em         G
But the girls I chase say my plain face will compro-mise their health .
G                  Em                A7         A
Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed
                 Em           A7                D
Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.
       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C                G              A7              Em         D
Look at EMP'RESS Josephine, the most attractive women that EVER was seen,
G                           Em                          A7        D
Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that
       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G       Em
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7       D          G
Why dont women like me?

G                                 Em                 A7
Last night I went out walking, my intentions were to click
                            D                 G
But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick.
               Em               A7
I must admit I saw  some girls, attractive little dears
A                               A7          D7
Arm in arm  with ugly men with  cauliflower ears.
       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C            G              A7                   Em                   D
What can the attraction be, thats the thing that always starts to wor-ry me.
   G                               A7           Em                        D
Al-though I havent got a bean, Ive got a lot of things that girls have ne-ver seen.
       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G       Em
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7       D          G
Why dont women like me?

G                           Em                  A7
Now I went for my holidays, down to the gay sea-side
  D            A7                 Em            G
I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide
    G             Em                A7               A
The way the women jumped around the men there in the sea
A7                 A                Em                   D7
Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me

       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G
Coz if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

   C                  G            A7                                 D
Of all the shapes and sizes there, Ive got a chance of clicking yes I do declare
G                      Em           G            Em                     D
Though I don't want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the water-mark

       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G       Em
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7       D          G
Why dont women like me?

INSERT CRAZY SOLO HERE

G                 Em        G        Em     G         A7         G
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C                G               Em                        D7
Take Lord Nelson with  one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him .
G                    Em                G            Em            D
With one eye and one arm gone west,she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.
       G          Em        G        Em     G         A7         G       E7
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey!
A7       D          G    D G
Why dont women like me?