The One Feather Tail Of Miss Gertrude Mcfuzz chords by Stephen Flaherty

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Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo-ooh-ooh


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There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz
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and she had the smallest plain tail ever was.
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One droopy droop feather that's all that she had.
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And oh! That one feather made Gertrude so sad.


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She curled it. She dyed it. She gave it a puff.
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She decked it with flowers but it wasn't enough.
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For no matter what, it just was what it was:
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A tail that simply wasn't meant
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to catch the eye of an elephant,
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the one feather tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz.