ch]C/ch: G Am F C F G7 C G Am I never knew what love was like (I know that all seemed kinda harsh) F C F Until I saw your face (But things weren't always bad) C G Am And suddenly, I felt a love (In fact, I think some times we shared) Bb Eb G That time cannot erase (Were the best that I've ever had) Am G Your eyes so sweet and piercing (Like our road trip that one summer) C F Your manner kind yet strong (Or those steamy nights in Spain)
Dm Em C The kind of girl I could love forever (You always melted when I would praise you) F Em We'd spend the rest of our lives together (And my stupid jokes, they would never faze you) Fm E Am And in my life, I don't think I've ever (But that don't mean shit, next to all the ways you) Ab G7 ...BEEN SO FUCKIN' WRONG. (...DROVE ME SO INSANE.) C You're a bitch with no heart (You're a cock-friggin'-tease) F D7 You're a liar, you are Satan (Girl, you never stop your talking) G7 C7 And I hate the way you snore at night (And at times you got a double chin) C All your quirks piss me off (You may say, it's good fun) F And I don't think I'm misstating (But your racist rants are shocking) D7 G7 Your compulsive need to always be right (And your lips don't need more collagen) Am Ab You're bossy and judgmental (All you care about is How much) C F Kinda tactless, boring too (someone makes and what they do) Dm And I really can't believe (Not a man in his right mind) Ab G C I ever fell in love...with you (Would ever fall in love...with you go toBRIDGE:) F G7 Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah BRIDGE Eb You always criticized The clothes that I would wear Db7 And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair Spoken: "Really nice.": Eb You turned me vegan which I totally despise C Bb Am And I'm pretty sure you laughed C F That time I said "Let's compromise." Gm If you were shot or beaten Gb7 Run over by a truck Gm Gb I guess that I'd be sad, but then again F7 ...it wouldn't suck G7 ...it wouldn't suck C So goodbye, hit the road F D7 As a girlfriend you are fired G7 C7 Find some other chump that you can fleece C Years from now, when you're old F And you finally expired D7 G7 Girl, I hope that you don't rest in peace Am Ab Never met someone so selfish C F Half the time my balls were blue Dm After all that I've endured now F Bb You can safely rest assured now Dm That your ex is up and cured now Ab7 G7 Yes, I'm so done being in love... C ...in love, with you Woah, woah, woah, we're through, yeah, yeah C Woah, we're so done, Allison F Honey bun, it's like over C It was on now it's gone F Ab7 And I've regained my composure C So God bless, you're a mess F Fm That is what you call closure Ab G7 C
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