20 Dollar Nose Bleed Ukulele chords by Fall Out Boy

CAPO 3 (without a capo, transpose +3)

[Intro]
F

[Verse 1]
F            E           Dm       F
Have you ever wanted to disappear?
            Gm
And join a monastery
            C
Go out and preach on Manic Street?
           F              E            Dm       F
Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger
       Gm                C
On a passenger plane (passenger plane)?

[Pre-chorus]
           F
Permanent jet lag
E              Dm
Please take me back (please take me back)
C              Bb      C
Please take me back  (woah)
                 F
I'm a stray dog sick
E              Dm
Please let me in (please let me in)
C             Bb
The mad key's tripping
                          C
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings


[Chorus]
           F
Give me a pen
     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in
    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and
     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor
              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)

F      F Edim F   F Edim Dm

Dm C Bb    Dm   C



F


[Verse 2]
                F             E       Dm     F
It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity
                   Gm
When I look at the man who would be king
    C
The man who would be king
              F            A7             Dm      F
Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed
                Gm
Came back with flags on coffins and said,
C
"We won, oh we won."


[Pre-chorus]
           F
Permanent jet lag
E              Dm
Please take me back (please take me back)
C              Bb      C
Please take me back  (woah)
                 F
I'm a stray dog sick
E              Dm
Please let me in (please let me in)
C             Bb
The mad key's tripping
                          C
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings


[Chorus]
           F
Give me a pen
     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in
    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and
     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor
              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)

F      F Edim F   F Edim Dm

Dm C Bb    Dm   C


[Bridge]
F           Am
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
Bb          F
Bla bla bla Benzedrine
Bb             F          C
Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah
F           Am
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
Bb          F
Bla bla bla Benzedrine
Bb             F          C
Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah
     F               E
Only one book really matters
    Dm           D               Gm        C
The rest of the proof is on the television, on the...


[Chorus]
     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in
    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and
     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor
              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)

F      F Edim F   F Edim Dm

Dm C Bb    Dm   C

          F          E      Dm
Have you ever wanted to disappear?

(no chords)
It's not me, it's you
Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me
Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me
I'm just a racehorse on the track
Send me back to the glue factory
Always thought I'd float away
And never come back
But I've got enough miles on my card
To fly the boys home on my own
But you know me: I like being all alone
And keeping you all alone
And the charts are boring
And the kids are snoring
And my ego's in a sling
You said you're not listening and I said I'm wishing...