So Much Better chords by Eminem

Pick up the god dang phone
    Cm
Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
 Fm
I wasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre?
  Cm
You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
   Dº
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
  Cm
You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
  Fm
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
           Ebº
You try to flip this on me?
        Dº
If I spent more time with you, you say
Cm
Ok yeah, Iâ??m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you

  Cm
And Iâ??d be the third person who screwed you today
Fm
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
Cm
 You were too two-faced for me
             Dº
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
            Cm
And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face
             Fm
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
  Ebº
You feeling blue too late
  Dº
Go smurf yourself
          Cm
You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid
                Cm
Here's what you say to someone you hate

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My life'd be so much better
Fm
 If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm
 I was laying in bed last night thinking
     Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
       Cm
And I thought... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
 If you dropped dead (dead)
       Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)

       Cm
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
      Fm
Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
       Cm
Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go
              Dº
Cause I told them Iâ??m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
        Cm
I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
     Fm
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
      Ebº
Excuse the pun
                Dº
But bitch you're such a broad statement
          Cm
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on

    Cm
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
     Fm
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
Cm
Who do you think you are?
                    Dº
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
Cm
 But I'll never say the L-word again
 Fm
I la-la-la-la
    Ebº
Lesbian!
  Dº
Ah!
               Cm
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
             Cm
My life would be so much better if you just

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My life'd be so much better
Fm
 If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm
 I was laying in bed last night thinking
     Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
       Cm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
 If you dropped dead (dead)
       Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)

Cm
Cause you told me
Fm
 You'd love me
Cm
 Forever
    Dº     Cm
Bitch, that was a lie
      Fm
Now I never
         Ebº
Wanted someone to die
  Dº    Cm
So bad in my fucking life
                    Cm
But fuck it, thereâ??s other fish in the sea


And I'mma have a whale of a time
    Fm
Being a single sailor for the night
             Cm
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit

I must be the holy grail of catches
       Dº
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
    Cm
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
  Fm
Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
       Ebº
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
Dº
To latch onto the tail
  Cm
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer

        Cm
Like I'm itching to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
      Fm
But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
       Cm
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
               Dº
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
        Cm
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
            Fm
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
      Ebº
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Dº
Bitch I'm a droid
    Cm
I avoid cupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed

Cm
  Oi, oi, oi
     Fm
Man, oh, man
                     Cm
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls
               Dº
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
   Cm
I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
     Fm
She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
      Ebº
I take 'em all out
      Dº
I hope you hear this song
       Cm
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack
       Cm
And just drop dead
                         Cm
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes!

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My life'd be so much better
Fm
 If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)
Cm
 I was laying in bed last night thinking
     Dº
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
       Cm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
 If you dropped dead (dead)
       Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you