Chords with lyrics
Pick up the god dang phone
C minorCm
Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
F minorFm
I wasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre?
C minorCm
You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
Dº
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
C minorCm
You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
F minorFm
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
Ebº
You try to flip this on me?
Dº
If I spent more time with you, you say
C minorCm
Ok yeah, Iâ??m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you
C minorCm
And Iâ??d be the third person who screwed you today
F minorFm
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
C minorCm
You were too two-faced for me
Dº
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
C minorCm
And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face
F minorFm
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
Ebº
You feeling blue too late
Dº
Go smurf yourself
C minorCm
You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid
C minorCm
Here's what you say to someone you hate
Refrão
My life'd be so much better
F minorFm
If you just dropped dead (dead)
C minorCm
I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
C minorCm
And I thought... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
F minorFm
If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
C minorCm
Better (better)
C minorCm
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
F minorFm
Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
C minorCm
Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go
Dº
Cause I told them Iâ??m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
C minorCm
I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
F minorFm
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Ebº
Excuse the pun
Dº
But bitch you're such a broad statement
C minorCm
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on
C minorCm
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
F minorFm
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
C minorCm
Who do you think you are?
Dº
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
C minorCm
But I'll never say the L-word again
F minorFm
I la-la-la-la
Ebº
Lesbian!
Dº
Ah!
C minorCm
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
C minorCm
My life would be so much better if you just
Refrão
My life'd be so much better
F minorFm
If you just dropped dead (dead)
C minorCm
I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
C minorCm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
F minorFm
If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
C minorCm
Better (better)
C minorCm
Cause you told me
F minorFm
You'd love me
C minorCm
Forever
Dº C minorCm
Bitch, that was a lie
F minorFm
Now I never
Ebº
Wanted someone to die
Dº C minorCm
So bad in my fucking life
C minorCm
But fuck it, thereâ??s other fish in the sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
F minorFm
Being a single sailor for the night
C minorCm
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit
I must be the holy grail of catches
Dº
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
C minorCm
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
F minorFm
Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
Ebº
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
Dº
To latch onto the tail
C minorCm
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
C minorCm
Like I'm itching to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
F minorFm
But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
C minorCm
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
Dº
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
C minorCm
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
F minorFm
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
Ebº
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Dº
Bitch I'm a droid
C minorCm
I avoid cupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
C minorCm
Oi, oi, oi
F minorFm
Man, oh, man
C minorCm
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls
Dº
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
C minorCm
I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
F minorFm
She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
Ebº
I take 'em all out
Dº
I hope you hear this song
C minorCm
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack
C minorCm
And just drop dead
C minorCm
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes!
Refrão
My life'd be so much better
F minorFm
If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)
C minorCm
I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
C minorCm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
F minorFm
If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
C minorCm
Better (better)
I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you
