The Real Slim Shady chords by Eminem

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 4th

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Difficulty: Novice

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Acoustic Version)

Capo 4. G-D-Em-C

Verse:
   G+G
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
   D MajorD
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
E minorEm
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
C majorC
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
    G+G
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
D MajorD
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
E minorEm
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
C majorC
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
G+G
Feminist women love Eminem

chigga chigga chigga
 D MajorD
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him,
E minorEm
Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
       C majorC
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
G+G
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
   D MajorD
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
E minorEm                           C majorC
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
G+G
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    D MajorD
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
   E minorEm
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
   C majorC
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
   G+G
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
           D MajorD
By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
E minorEm                         C majorC
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes SLURP:
G+G
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
D MajorD
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
      E minorEm
*EWWW!*: But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
C majorC
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem: (x2)

    G+G
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
     D MajorD
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  E minorEm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
C majorC
please stand up, please stand up?

G+G
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
D MajorD
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
   E minorEm
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
       C majorC
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
   G+G
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
D MajorD
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    E minorEm
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
C majorC
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    G+G
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
   D MajorD
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
E minorEm
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
       C majorC
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
     G+G
I should download her audio on MP3
       D MajorD
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD AHHH!:
E minorEm                            C majorC
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you bzzzt:
G+G
And there's a million of us just like me
   D MajorD
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
   E minorEm
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
   C majorC
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!


Chorus:

      G+G
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
D MajorD
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
  E minorEm
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
       C majorC
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
G+G
I just get on the mic and spit it
     D MajorD
and whether you like to admit it *ERR*: I just shit it
       E minorEm
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
        C majorC
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
   G+G
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
D MajorD
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
E minorEm
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
   C majorC
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
   G+G
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
   D MajorD
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
     Em,
*HACH*: Or in the parkin lot, circling
        C majorC
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"

with his windows down and his system up
G+G
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
  D MajorD
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
     E minorEm
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  C majorC
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


Chorus: (x4)

Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

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