Framed chords by Eminem

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:
C G               C              G
 Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
       C             G
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
   C
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
    G                 C
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
G          C
But when murdering females
      G             C            G
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
                   C
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
G                 C
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
     G
Be all up under her fingernails
C             G
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
C             G
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
               C            G
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
C       G
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
C                G
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
             C
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
      G            C
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
     G
Chop her up, put her body parts
      C             G
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there

Chorus:
          C   G
But hey man, I was framed
               C
I know what this looks like, officers
          G
Please just give me one minute
        C   G
I think I can explain
          C
I ain't murdered nobody
             G
I know these words are so nutty
             C  G
But I'm just here to entertain
G
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C              G
There's a missing person, so what? He's
            C G
Got nothin' to do with me
             C   G
I'm almost certain I was framed

Verse 2:
     C              G
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
      C               G
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
C                 G
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
         C        G
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
     C               G
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
    C         G
Second murder with no recollection of it
        C              G
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
       C           G
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
             C               G
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
      C                    G
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
        C
'Cause the disassembled body
        G
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
C       G
I'm wanted for questioning
       C              G
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me

Chorus:
          C   G
But hey man, I was framed
               C
I know what this looks like, officers
          G
Please just give me one minute
        C   G
I think I can explain
          C
I ain't murdered nobody
             G
I know these words are so nutty
             C  G
But I'm just here to entertain
G
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C              G
There's a missing person, so what? He's
            C G
Got nothin' to do with me
             C   G
I'm almost certain I was framed

Verse 3:
C          G
Still on the loose, they
       C        G
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
   C                    G
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
    C              G
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
C               G
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
   C
Just escaped from the state pen
     G
For eight women who hate men
         C
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
       G
When I break in your basement
C               G
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
      C               G
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
    C             G
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
 C                G
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
C              G
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
C            G
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
C              G
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
   C             G
In a verse and be charged with first degree
 C             G
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
     C              G
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
  G
No, officer, you see ...

Chorus:
          C   G
But hey man, I was framed
               C
I know what this looks like, officers
          G
Please just give me one minute
        C   G
I think I can explain
          C
I ain't murdered nobody
             G
I know these words are so nutty
             C  G
But I'm just here to entertain
G
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C              G
There's a missing person, so what? He's
            C G
Got nothin' to do with me
             C   G C
I'm almost certain I was framed