Alone On Christmas Ukulele chords by Emerson Brophy

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
D

Verse 1:
D
You deserve tinsel rash
             D7
You deserve gift cards for shops that you've never shopped at
      G
You deserve burnt food, no booze
      Gm
And 'All I Want For Christmas' in your head on loop
D                                    D7
You deserve long conversations with drunken family members
      G                             Gm
And shopping centre carparks every weekend of December

Chorus 1:
        D
And although we never got along
       G                  A
And I love it when your plans go wrong
 G                      A        D
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas

Verse 2:
D
But you deserve to babysit sugar-crashing children
     D7
And acapella Christmas albums
G
Unless you like that
G
And then you get
Gm
No acapella Christmas albums
     D
You deserve to wrap gifts in odd-shaped boxes
 D7
Fairy lights tangled up in knots
        G
And to give someone a gift you think they'd like
          Gm
But their eyes tell you that they do not

Chorus 2:
         D
And you know I wouldn't shed a tear
          G             A
If you're lonely every day next year
     G                      A         D
But nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas

Bridge:
Bm                        D
Being a Grinch is not my style
    Em                                  A
But my heart shrinks three sizes every time I see you smile
Bm                           D
I hope that Santa brings to you
G
A very scary Christmas and a crappy New Year
 N.C.                                 Bb7
But seriously, I hope yours are bad

Verse 3:
 Eb
And so I wish that you'd get hit
Gm
By piles of flying reindeer shit
Eb
I made my list and checked it twice
Ab
And that's right
N.C.
You're still a total dick

Outro:
Eb
Even though our less-than-jolly history
         Ab                      Bb
Makes me wanna set fire to your Christmas tree
   Ab                  Bb       Cm
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
   Ab                  Bb       Eb
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
 Bb     Eb
Except you