Intro: G D Em C Verse 1: G Church ladies all can't hold their tongues D Cause there's tattoos on the new drummer Em The girls in choir all hate my guts C Cause the pastor’s son wants my number G They saw some old boots in my trunk D They called me a dancing heathen Em Someone said I sang at a club C Now, rumor is a got a demon
Chorus: G D A first class flight overseas Em C Don't make you no missionary G D I wore a skirt last week Em C This week they preach on modesty G D In jesus I believe Em C But they don't practice what they preach G D I pray before I eat Em C They pray after they cheat C D G This bible belt is beating on me Verse 2: G Gossiping' at bible study D Is she pregnant or getting fat Em Pastor says pray for everybody C* Unless of course your a democrat G Preachers begging us to give D he didn't even say please Em C Does my 10 percent go to his brand new mercedes G D Pastor’s son is smoking pot in the church’s parking lot Em They whisper about who I kiss C Worry about your own dang kids Chorus: G D A first class flight overseas Em C Don't make you no missionary G D I wore a skirt last week Em C This week they preach on modesty G D In jesus I believe Em C But they don't practice what they preach G D I pray before I eat Em C They pray after they cheat C D G This bible belt is beating on me [Bridge](Single Strum) G D Aposticolic turned alcoholic Em C Spend my dollars on new carpet G D Pastor said that hes pro-rocket Em C But god forbid I shop at target G D Holy rollers roll their eyes Em C They all think i'm backslidin’ G D They’re all praying to the sky Em C Well, I talked to jesus, he said i'm fine Chorus: G D In jesus I believe Em C But they don't practice what they preach G D I pray before I eat Em C They pray after they cheat C D G This bible belt is beating on me Outro: C D G I said this bible belt is beating on me
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