Mandy Goes To Med School chords by The Dresden Dolls

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I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
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Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
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Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be
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Yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
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Let's start in with a test of your intelligence
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And zest for the counter-productive
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Up and down and roundabout and out the back
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And keep your mouth shut tight
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The lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck
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Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
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Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere

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I've been baking cakes for the enemy
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I've been dying to find out the hard way
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Ive been taking friends to the alleyway
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Two down now but who's counting anyway?

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Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
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All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
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Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
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How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin

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I've been getting up close and intimate
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Some close calls but I'm getting into it
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In some states they say you can burn for it
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But ill burn that bridge when i get to it

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It's not a bad thing

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To get professional

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It's got a nice ring

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Mandy goes to med school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A                B
I've been taking tips from the government
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I've been getting damn good at hiding it
A             B
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
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Two down now but who's gonna notice it?
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And if you show up and I am unavailable
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My partner brian would love to take care of you

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He is a nice man

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Thoroughly reliable

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He's in a rock band

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And he goes to med school.....

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