Write Me A Song chords by Jack Douglass

Chords:
C   x32010
C/B x22010
Am7 x02010
F   133211

Spoken Intro:
C C/B Am7 F
Yesterday, I asked you to help me write a song.
You tried you best.

Verse 1:
C
 I love the way you spank me
C/B
I don't know what to say
Am7
I'm so sweaty - Mom's spaghetti
          F
Hope this song makes Daddy stay
C

 Hey, where's my waifu?
C/B
If you write a song, who writes you?
Am7
Double the memes, double the dreams
 F
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth

Bridge 1:
F
Stop being mad; there's no reason to be
G
I know who really killed Kennedy
F
Don't worry bae, it's only a semi
G
Hear my battlecry!

Chorus 1:
C  C/B
No.
               Am7 F
No, no, no, no.

Verse 2:
  C
I killed a man - Make that two
  C/B
Illuminati is controlling you
Am7
My dank memes, they aren't for you
F
Drop off the meth at the rendezvous
    C
You look like Agent Smith, I'm sorry
C/B
Cool fedora - Come on, Barbie
Am7
Yolo, swag, omg, Bae
F
Random doesn't equal funny, okay?

Bridge 2:
F                                G
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by
F
Bananas are great, mate, eight out of eight
           G
Get in the van; we have WiFi

Chorus 2:
C  C/B
No.
               Am7
No, no, no, no!
F
Will I get in YIAY, today?
N.C.