G D Let's start it off, one, three, two Em C I get dem bitches in Malibu (sure you do) G I'm fresher than you D No need to be rude Em Oh, check your privilege, yo C Shoulda used more lube G I don't like songs D It's snowing on Mount Fuji Em I don't know what to do D
I'm coming for that booty G Grandpa stop touching me D Your lips are like gravy Em C Jack makes us write his songs 'cause he lazy G D And no, Dad I told you I'm not gay Em D Shut up, Mom 'cause it's not a phase! G D What do I do? I don't get it. Does this count? Em Ayy LMAO C When in doubt, pull it out G D Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti Em C It's dangerous to go alone; take this. My body is ready! G D I only watch your videos while I'm high Em C Songs are hard but so am I G D Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say Em C For the love of God, please stop saying "bae" G Baby don't hurt me. D I'm freezing can it hurry? Em C Two thirds of the world's eggplants are produced in New Jersy G Get in the van, Joe D Where did my dad go? Em C Please don't include me in your video. G Obama is my daddy, Em and don't even touch me C I wish my dad would hug me G D And Kermit the Frog likes to eat kid bologna Em Whoa, stop oppressing me C I'm lonely G D Stop all the videos and cut off the WiFi Em C
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