F Am The day that I found Twitter was the day I fell in love F Am It had so many brilliant thoughts that made me say, "Me, too!" Bb F And you had conversations with the people I respect C C The best celebrities re-tweeted you F Am The first time that I saw your site, my jaw dropped to the floor F Am I thought I was the only one who still liked MST Bb F You're cooler than anyone in my town or in my state C C We were online BFFs and everything was great
Bb F But then I met you in real life, and now the mystery's gone C F And I don't want to have your babies anymore Bb F In real life you are just as lame as everybody else C C F And we can never get back to how it was before F Am Your real voice doesn't sound much like your podcast F Am And it's clear now you calculate your photo angles well Bb F More than that you're awkward, and frankly, you're kind of mean C C But through the Internet I couldn't tell F Am In real life you don't have any new jokes F Am And when you talk about the 'net, it just seems kinda lame Bb F In real life you spend most of your time looking at your phone C C I mean so do I, but at least I feel some shame Bb F Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone C F And I don't want to have your babies anymore Bb F In real life you are just as lame as everybody else C C F And we can never get back to how it was before Bb F Real Life disappointed me C F Like raisins in an oatmeal cookie Bb F Like an airplane I thought was a shooting star C F Thinking it's a parking spot, but there's a smart car ... Bb F Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone C F And I don't want to have your babies anymore Bb F In real life you are just as lame as everybody else C C F