The Mysterys Gone Ukulele chords by The Doubleclicks
Guitar chords with lyrics
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The day that I found Twitter was the day I fell in love
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It had so many brilliant thoughts that made me say, "Me, too!"
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And you had conversations with the people I respect
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The best celebrities re-tweeted you
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The first time that I saw your site, my jaw dropped to the floor
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I thought I was the only one who still liked MST
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You're cooler than anyone in my town or in my state
C C
We were online BFFs and everything was great
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But then I met you in real life, and now the mystery's gone
C F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
Bb F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
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And we can never get back to how it was before
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Your real voice doesn't sound much like your podcast
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And it's clear now you calculate your photo angles well
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More than that you're awkward, and frankly, you're kind of mean
C C
But through the Internet I couldn't tell
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In real life you don't have any new jokes
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And when you talk about the 'net, it just seems kinda lame
Bb F
In real life you spend most of your time looking at your phone
C C
I mean so do I, but at least I feel some shame
Bb F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone
C F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
Bb F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
C C F
And we can never get back to how it was before
Bb F
Real Life disappointed me
C F
Like raisins in an oatmeal cookie
Bb F
Like an airplane I thought was a shooting star
C F
Thinking it's a parking spot, but there's a smart car
...
Bb F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone
C F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
Bb F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
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