The Mysterys Gone Ukulele chords by The Doubleclicks

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The day that I found Twitter was the day I fell in love
    F                                  Am
It had so many brilliant thoughts that made me say, "Me, too!"
    Bb                             F
And you had conversations with the people I respect
    C                           C
The best celebrities re-tweeted you

    F                                   Am
The first time that I saw your site, my jaw dropped to the floor
  F                              Am
I thought I was the only one who still liked MST
       Bb                       F
You're cooler than anyone in my town or in my state
C                       C
We were online BFFs and everything was great

    Bb                               F
But then I met you in real life, and now the mystery's gone
            C                           F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
   Bb                                F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
    C                      C                  F
And we can never get back     to how it was before

     F                                       Am
Your real voice doesn't sound much like your podcast
    F                                 Am
And it's clear now you calculate your photo angles well
Bb                                      F
More than that you're awkward, and frankly, you're kind of mean
    C                               C
But through the Internet I couldn't tell

   F                                Am
In real life you don't have any new jokes
    F                                Am
And when you talk about the 'net, it just seems kinda lame
   Bb                                    F
In real life you spend most of your time looking at your phone
C                      C
I mean so do I, but at least I feel some shame

    Bb                                 F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone
            C                           F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
   Bb                                F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
    C                      C                  F
And we can never get back     to how it was before

Bb                  F
   Real Life disappointed me
C                     F
  Like raisins in an oatmeal cookie
Bb                   F
  Like an airplane I thought was a shooting star
C                             F
Thinking it's a parking spot,  but there's a smart car

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    Bb                                 F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone
            C                           F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
   Bb                                F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
    C                      C                  F