Cats And Netflix chords by The Doubleclicks

G                                C
I'm giving up on certain things like bicycles and gardening
    D                      G
And walking to the grocery store
            G                                C
Because the rain has started in the city and though the greenery is pretty
     D                            G
It's not enough to get me out the door

         G                                C
'Tis the season now of grey and brown, of giving up and sitting down
    D                  G
And layering and wooly socks
    G                        C
I'm celebrating solitude and eating soup instead of food
    D                             G
And never walking more than seven blocks

                D                  C  G
'Cause I've got cats, and I've got Netflix
         D                   C     G
I've got games, and I've got snack mix
    C                 G         D                      G
And I am gonna stay indoors for four or five months or more

     G                                    C
I'll have several five-blanket nights, forget to buy my Christmas flights
    D                  G
And procrastinate Halloween
G                          C
As a consolation prize for heavy clouds that fill the skies
        D                     G
There's pumpkin spice in everything

      G                               C
Every morning it gets darker out, I'm gonna wear these markers out
     D                                    G
With all these lists of things I'll never do
    G                               C
And when my motivation's gone, I'll order snacks from Amazon
    D                       G
And try to knit a scarf for you

                D                  C  G
'Cause I've got cats, and I've got Netflix
         D                   C     G
I've got games, and I've got snack mix
    C                 G         D                      G
And I am gonna stay indoors for four or five months or more

[cat keyboard solo, the notes of which are as follows:
G B B D C B C C E D C D E D C B A G
jump up an octave G G D D G E C C E D D G A G
(except for the octave jump, go with the relevant note closest to that just played)]

         D                C    G
I've got plans, I'm gonna make things
         D                    C    G
If I get hungry, I might even bake things
         C                    G
They say fall is only passing through
    D
But I don't really want it to

                 D                   C  G
'Cause we've got cats, and we've got Netflix
          D                    C     G
We've got games, and we've got snack mix
    C                   G         D                      G
And we are gonna stay indoors for four or five months or more

NOTE: The above is the Weekly Song Wednesday version of 2013. For the Dimetrodon version of 2014,
      make the following changes:
1) In the first verse, "the city" becomes "my city".
2) In the third verse, add "and" before "as a consolation prize".
3) The entire final verse, starting with "I've got plans," is omitted; the cat keyboard solo goes straight
   into the final chorus.