World War Iii chords by Dos Gringos

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
      D                      G           D
I was down in Southern Watch flying my F-16
     D                               A
When lead called for the picture and AWACS came back ?clean
      D                             Bm             G
But I saw a contact on my scope and it was runnin' hot
  D                          A              D
Although I wasn't targeted I went ahead and shot


Verse 2:
      D                          G                D
Now I never even noticed that my nose was pointed East
         D                            A
And that Iranian fighter pilot was surprised to say the least
  D                           Bm               G
I tried to take it back but by then it was too late
      D                           A           D
And a million angry Arabs started heading for Kuwait

Chorus:
   D                            G              D
So here's to you fighter pilots victors of the war
     Bm                                 A
That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore
        D                              G              D
And now oil's a buck a barrel and it's all because of me
      D                        A                 D
?Cause I'm the motherfucker who started World War III



Verse 3:
        D                                     G            D
Now you knew the fuckin' French would have to get into the mess
 D                        A
American audacity well it had to be addressed
        D                                  Bm            G
So they sent their fighters to the sky but it was all in vain
        D                             A               D
As they sought asylum in the American commonwealth of Spain


Verse 4:
       D                                  G              D
So the English crossed the channel and it was a sight to see
         D                                       A
When the queen dropped down her trousers and she shit on Normandy
       D                               Bm                 G
And if you think we were happy when we drank all of their wine
    D                                    A                D
You should've seen the Polacks when they got to cross the Rhine



Chorus:
   D                            G              D
So here's to you fighter pilots victors of the war
     Bm                                 A
That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore
        D                              G              D
And now oil's a buck a barrel and it's all because of me
      D                        A                 D
?Cause I'm the motherfucker who started World War III



Verse 5:
    D                                 G          D
The Chinese threatened action when we overran Saigon
           D                                 A
And then a thousand drunken frat boys had to moon them from Taiwan
        D                         Bm               G
But the bombing of the embassy in Moscow broke the ice
    D                                A             D
Now that was just an accident and it happened only twice


Verse 6:
        D                              G        D
So they launched their MiGs two by two never to return
   D                                    A
No matter how much we shot ?em down they never seemed to learn
      D                     Bm              G
Their suicidal bravery made us feel bad for them
      D                             A           D
So on Tuesdays it was heaters only, Wednesday BFM



Chorus:
   D                            G              D
So here's to you fighter pilots victors of the war
     Bm                                 A
That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore
        D                              G              D
And now oil's a buck a barrel and it's all because of me
      D                        A                 D
?Cause I'm the motherfucker who started World War III