The Legend Of Shaved Dogs Ass chords by Dos Gringos

• Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

The Legend Of Shaved Dog's Ass - Dos Gringos

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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He walked into the squadron in the summer of '02
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And since that time we've never been the same
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This wingman who would soon become a legend in his time
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He never spoke so no one knew his name

Verse 2:
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But after his arrival there was never an empty keg
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And always a fresh new batch of corn
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And the coffee was the best that your lips would ever taste
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And the shitter was always filled with porn

Chorus:
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And he rode into battle with his back against the sun
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And he saved us all for we knew he was the one
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And his name was Shaved Dog's Ass
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The greatest of wingmen was he
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He only said, "2", "Lead you're on fire"
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And "Save the fat one for me"

Verse 3:
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We soon went off to war and the fighting was intense
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The enemy snuck up from the hills
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And he always got the tally first but never did he shoot
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Just sat back as flight leads got the kills
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And he never would complain when lead would fuck him over
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The thought never even crossed his mind
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Sixty-nine times they notched press at night, lights out, no moon
             G                        Am
Shaved Dog's Ass - not once did he go blind

Chorus:
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And he rode into battle with his back against the sun
       F                                   G
And he saved us all for we knew he was the one
        F                     Am
And his name was Shaved Dog's Ass
    F           G           Am
The greatest of wingmen was he
   F           G                   F
He only said, "2", "Lead you're on fire"
              G           Am
And "Save the fat one for me"

Verse 3:
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With victory secured we set out on the town
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To celebrate this war's final end
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And we came upon some ladies who were looking for heroes
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But only if we had one for their friend
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She stood six feet four, three hundred pounds
  - more facial hair than me (sweet Jesus)
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You could say she was a football coach's dream
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And we all jumped back in horror as we started to abort
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Shaved Dog's Ass stood up and took one for the team

        F                                          C
And he rode into battle with his back against the sun
       F                                   G
And he saved us all for we knew he was the one

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Verse 3:
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That was the last we ever saw of the world's greatest wingman
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I'd like to think he's watching us from above
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Or maybe he's just sitting on some tropical island
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He and Sasquatch happily in love
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And I think about him often when I'm eating shitty corn
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And the coffee is burnt to the glass
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So to all you wingman out there who are looking to be the best
              G                       Am
Just heed the lesson of the legend of Shaved Dog's Ass

Outro:
       F                                          C
And he rode into battle with his back against the sun
       F                                   G
And he saved us all for we knew he was the one
        F                     Am
And his name was Shaved Dog's Ass
    F           G           Am
The greatest of wingmen was he
   F           G                   F
He only said, "2", "Lead you're on fire"
              G           Am
And "Save the fat one for me"