I'm A Faip chords by Dos Gringos

Explicit. Though if you found this song, I don't imagine you care.

Intro
C   F  G (repeat as desired)

C                                        F                   G
It was ten-thirty on a summer night, and everyone was having fun
C                               F                  G
Except for me, cause all of the fighter spots were gone
      C                                       F              G
There were four captains in my class and some National Guard dude
      C             G/B    Am       G   F                  C
So it didn?t take a rocket scientist to figure out who got screwed


Chorus
C

And now I'm a FAIP, training every young punk
           F                    G
I'm just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
           C
I'm just a FAIP, never done anything cool
           F                   G
I'm just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
           C
I'm just a FAIP


         C                                          F              G
When I talk to all my buddies, they tell me all the things they've done
C                             F                     G
Flyin red flags at nellis, aw damn that sounds like fun
  C                                F                  G
I listen to all their stories, and all of their close calls
        C                G/B     Am      G       F         C
And the only thing I can counter with is Traffic pattern stalls


C
And now I'm a FAIP, training every young punk
             F                    G
I'm just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
             C
I'm just a FAIP, never done anything cool
             F                   G
I'm just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
             C
I'm just a FAIP

Break
C  G/B Am

Bridge
Am                        G                 Am     G
Yeah but I'll shed no tears, even though its four fucking years
Dm                 Am
But don't you ever feel bad for me
     Dm           Em                 F      G
I've found a way to channel all my animosity
G
And this is what I'm gonna do

                  C  F                   G  F
I'm gonna hook em all, I'm gonna hook em all
        C  F                   G  F
Hook em all, I'm gonna hook em all


FAIP-y Rant
         C                          F
Well his cloverleaf was better than I could do
        G                         F
but I'm really pissed off so I'll give him a U
     C                          F
Yeah whatchu gonna do when life hands you a turd?
       G                      F
That?s why they say FAIP is a four-letter word
                C                  F
It stands for, ?Fuck, Fuck, Fuckin-A I'm Pissed?
      G                                F
I was aiming for fighters, but now I'm holed up in this
     C                          F
Yeah here I am flying with this piece of crap
             G                         F
Who couldn?t find his own ass with two hands and a map
       C                        F
But at least I know it couldn?t get any worse
        G                 F
Cause I know some day our roles will reverse
           C                          F
Yeah cause when you are an ALO in the African heat
        G                         F
I'll be laughing at you cause I'm out the door complete
       C              F
Mother fucker, bitch, kiss my ass
       G                          F
If you wanna graduate then fucker you gotta pass
         C                         F
And I am not feeling generous, not one little bit
       G                        F
You complain all you want but I don't give a shit
      C                    F
Cause one less punk in the community means
G                        F
One more slot for all my buddies and me


         C   F                    G    F
Hook ?em all, I'm gonna hook ?em all
         C   F                    G    F
Hook ?em all, I'm gonna hook ?em all


Outtro
C  F  G  F