Chords with lyrics
Intro:
E MajorE 
B7B7 E MajorE B7B7
E MajorE
I'm malicious mean and scary
A augmentedA
My sneer could curdle dairy
C#m7C#m7 
F#9F#9 B7B7
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest
E MajorE
But despite my evil look
E7/G# A augmentedA 
A#dim7A#dim7
And my temper and my hook
G7G7 
F#m7F#m7 
BB E MajorE
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
G# minorG#m 
C# minorC#m
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart
F#F# C7# B7B7
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam
E MajorE E7/G#
Yep I'd rather be called deadly
A augmentedA A#dim7A#dim7
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you
G7G7 
C#7C#7 
F# minorF#m
Cause way down deep inside
B7B7 E MajorE
I've got a dream
A augmentedA
He's got a dream
E MajorE
He's got a dream
G# minorG#m C# minorC#m F# minorF#m
See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
E MajorE
Though I do like breaking femurs
E/G# A augmentedA F#/A#
You can count me with the dreamers
G7G7 C#7C#7 F#m7F#m7
Like everybody else
BB E MajorE
I've got a dream
F# minorF#m E/G# A augmentedA BB E MajorE F#F# 
BsusBsus BB
E MajorE
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
A augmentedA
Plus something here that oozes
C#m7C#m7 F#9F#9 BB
And let's not even mention my complexion
E MajorE E7/G#
But despite my extra toes
A augmentedA F#/A#
And my goiter and my nose
G7G7 C#7C#7 F# minorF#m B7B7 E MajorE
I really want to make a love connection
G# minorG#m C# minorC#m
Can't you see me with a special little lady
F#F# C7# B7B7
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream
E MajorE
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
E7/G# A augmentedA A#dim7A#dim7
I'm a lover not a fighter -
G7G7 C#7C#7 F#m7F#m7
Cause way down deep inside
BB E MajorE 
E7E7
I've got a dream
A augmentedA
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
E MajorE
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
G# minorG#m C# minorC#m F#m7F#m7 B7B7
And I know one day romance will reign supreme
E MajorE
Though my face leaves people screaming
A augmentedA A#dim7A#dim7
There's a child behind it dreaming -
G7G7 C#7C#7 F#m7F#m7
Like everybody else
BB E MajorE
I've got a dream
G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
E MajorE F# minorF#m BB E MajorE
Gunther does interior design
G# minorG#m
Ulf is into mime
C# minorC#m
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
F#7F#7
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
C#m7C#m7 B7/D#
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
E MajorE
I have dreams like you -- no really
A augmentedA
Just much less touchy-feely
C#m7C#m7 F#9F#9
They mainly happen somewhere
B7B7
warm and sunny
E MajorE F/Eb F#/D
On an island that I own
G#/C# A augmentedA Bb/E B/E A#dim7A#dim7
Tanned and rested and alone
G7G7 C#7C#7 F#m7F#m7 BB E MajorE
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
A augmentedA
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
E MajorE
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
G# minorG#m C# minorC#m
I just want to see the floating
F#m7F#m7 B7B7
lanterns gleam
Yeahh!
E MajorE
And with every passing hour
E/G# A augmentedA F#/A#
I'm so glad I left my tower -
G7G7 C#7C#7 F#m7F#m7
Like all you lovely folks
BB E MajorE E7E7
I've got a dream
A augmentedA
She's got a dream
He's got a dream
E MajorE
They've got a dream
We've got a dream
G# minorG#m
So our diff 'rences ain't
C# minorC#m F#m7F#m7
really that extreme
B7B7
We're one big team
E MajorE
Call us brutal -
Sick -
E7E7
Sadistic -
E7/G# A augmentedA A#dim7A#dim7
And grotesquely optimistic
G7G7 C#7C#7 F#m7F#m7
Cause way down deep inside
G+G C# minorC#m
We've got a dream
I've got a dream
C#m/B
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
A#m7A#m7
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
F#F#
I've got a dream
F#F# E/B
Yes way down deep
A/BA/B B7B7 E MajorE F# minorF#m E/G# A augmentedA B7B7 E MajorE
inside I've got a dream
