Going Viral chords by Dear Evan Hansen

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
D A Bm G

Verse:
          D
Now there’s a lotta stupid shit that hits the internet
        A
But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet
    Bm
It goes viral
        G
That shit goes viral
     D
Ooh whoa-oh
     A
Ooh whoa-oh
    D
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls
     A
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
     Bm
And it’s viral
    G
Fuckin’ viral
     D
Ooh whoa-oh
     A
Ooh whoa-oh

Pre-chorus:
Bm
Once your letter first gets tweeted
D
That shit never gets deleted
G
One kid clicks. Then two. Then six
  A
And oh, you know

Chorus:
      D
It’s goin’ viral. Viral
            A
You’ll be an internet celebrity
                 Bm
'Cause it’ll spread like fucking HPV
  G
Now ev’rybody knows your shit
      D
It’s goin’ viral. Viral
               A
You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’
              Bm
So either kill yourself or change your name
         G
Cause it’s goin’ viral
G
Viral

Verse:
       D
You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
     A
And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
      Bm
Cause it’s viral
           G
It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral
     D
Ooh whoa-oh
     A
Ooh whoa-oh

Pre-chorus:
Bm                G
Trust me, dude, that shit will linger
D                 A
Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"
Bm             G
Just sit back and watch this fucker
A
Grow. Grow. Grow

Chorus:
        D
Oh! It’s goin’ viral. Viral
              A
You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen
               Bm
And kids’ll dress like you on Halloween
G
Khakis and those fucking shoes
      D
It’s goin’ viral, viral
              A
I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star
              Bm
That people laugh about in Kandahar
         G
Cause it’s goin’ viral. Viral. Viral

Bridge:
Bm        G
It’s worse every day
      D
It’s never ending
Bm       G
You flee to Bombay
         D        A
And still, you’re trending
      Bm           G
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
    D             A
And he promises that you’ll be a new you
  E
But one night lying in your bunk
  C
You lock eyes with another monk
  A
He looks at you with piercing eyes
  Em
And then you see him recognize
  F#m
You wonder what he’s gonna do
  F#m
He calls the gurus in with you
  D#
He pulls his phone out and it’s back again

‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’

Chorus:
        E
That shit went viral. Viral
              B
It's like a cyber-hell you can't escape
              A
Where every gang is up for cyber rape
         E
Your life's gonna spiral. Spiral
        D
When this goes viral. Viral. Viral
A      E
You are fucked!