Going Viral chords by Dear Evan Hansen

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
D A Bm G

Verse:
                    D
Now there’s a lotta stupid shit that hits the internet
                A
But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet
        Bm
It goes viral
               G
That shit goes viral
         D
Ooh whoa-oh
         A
Ooh whoa-oh
       D
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls
          A
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
         Bm
And it’s viral
        G
Fuckin’ viral
         D
Ooh whoa-oh
         A
Ooh whoa-oh

Pre-chorus:
Bm
Once your letter first gets tweeted
D
That shit never gets deleted
G
One kid clicks. Then two. Then six
    A
And oh, you know

Chorus:
           D
It’s goin’ viral. Viral
                        A
You’ll be an internet celebrity
                                 Bm
'Cause it’ll spread like fucking HPV
    G
Now ev’rybody knows your shit
           D
It’s goin’ viral. Viral
                              A
You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’
                            Bm
So either kill yourself or change your name
                 G
Cause it’s goin’ viral
G
Viral

Verse:
              D
You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
          A
And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
           Bm
Cause it’s viral
                     G
It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral
         D
Ooh whoa-oh
         A
Ooh whoa-oh

Pre-chorus:
Bm                               G
Trust me, dude, that shit will linger
D                                 A
Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"
Bm                         G
Just sit back and watch this fucker
A
Grow. Grow. Grow

Chorus:
               D
Oh! It’s goin’ viral. Viral
                           A
You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen
                              Bm
And kids’ll dress like you on Halloween
G
Khakis and those fucking shoes
           D
It’s goin’ viral, viral
                           A
I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star
                           Bm
That people laugh about in Kandahar
                 G
Cause it’s goin’ viral. Viral. Viral

Bridge:
Bm               G
It’s worse every day
           D
It’s never ending
Bm             G
You flee to Bombay
                  D                A
And still, you’re trending
            Bm                      G
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
       D                         A
And he promises that you’ll be a new you
    E
But one night lying in your bunk
    C
You lock eyes with another monk
   A
He looks at you with piercing eyes
    Em
And then you see him recognize
    F#m
You wonder what he’s gonna do
   F#m
He calls the gurus in with you
   D#
He pulls his phone out and it’s back again

‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’

Chorus:
               E
That shit went viral. Viral
                           B
It's like a cyber-hell you can't escape
                           A
Where every gang is up for cyber rape
                  E
Your life's gonna spiral. Spiral
               D
When this goes viral. Viral. Viral
A            E
You are fucked!