Debt Collector chords by Daniel Knox

C                            G
Once upon a time there was a man
C               Em                    Dm
He was standing where you're standing now
             G
But no one's heard from him

C                            G
Once upon a time there was a girl
C              Em            Dm
But a girl has other ways to pay
          G
Are you a married man

         C           G
When you owe me you owe me
Dm         G
You don't want to know me
Dm                  G
I'll say hi to your friends
Dm
See how far
           G
The finger bends

C                            G
Once upon a time there was a boy
C                Em               Dm
He said things a boy should never say
              G
I crushed his skull and teeth and broke his neck and

C                            G
Once upon a time there was a corpse
C                 Em         Dm
Hard to say if it was boy or girl
              G
From what was left behind

         C           G
When you owe me you owe me
Dm         G
You don't want to know me
Dm                   G
I'll sneak into your house
Dm
I'll be as quiet as a
       G
Little mouse

C                   G
If you were late to church
C                           Em                    Dm
God may forgive you but the devil will follow you home
             G
And crawl in bed with you

    C                    G
And if you were late for me
C                  Em             Dm
I'd take an axe to everything you love
      G
Or my bare hands

         C           G
When you owe me you owe me
Dm         G
You don't want to know me
Dm               G
Never a moment's rest
Dm                                     G
I'll rip the infant from his mother's breast