My Band Ukulele chords by D12

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

🎸 Intro:  eminem:

i don't know dude
                                    F#m
i think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause i'm like the lead singer of a band dude
                   Bm
and i think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
         E
and they need to take it up with me after the show

because

🎸 Chorus:  eminem:
F#m                               Bm          E
these chicks don't even know the name of my band
F#m                              Bm         E
but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
F#m                               Bm           E
'cause once i blow they know that i'll be the man
F#m                          Bm        E
all because i'm the lead singer of my band


verse one: eminem:
F#m
so i get off stage right and drop the mic
Bm
walk up to the hot chicks and i'm all like
E*
"sup ladies, my name's slim shady.

i'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
                           F#m
they're all like "oh my dod it's him"
Bm
"becky oh my fuckin' god it's eminem"
E
"i swear to fuckin' god dude you fuckin' rock"
F#m
"please marshall please let me suck your cock"
       Bm
and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Bm*
especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas
E
all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
                     F#m
throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
Bm
so like every single night they pick a fight with me
E
but when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
F#m
cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Bm
dude i just think you're tryna steal the light from me
E
yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
F#m
cause i told him jessica alba's my wife to be
Bm
this rock star shit, it's the life for me
E
and all the other guys just despise me because


🎸 Chorus:  eminem:
F#m                               Bm          E
these chicks don't even know the name of my band
F#m                              Bm         E
but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
F#m                               Bm           E
'cause once i blow they know that i'll be the man
F#m                          Bm        E
all because i'm the lead singer of my band
   F#m
my band, my band
        Bm
my band, my band
F#m
my band, my band
        Bm
my band, my band
F#m
my band
Bm
baby, yeah


refrain: eminem & swifty mcv,ay:
N.C.
alright, alright, alright, give me the mic, man

okay, dawg, give-come on

dude!
N.C.
give me this mic!

ow, dude!


verse two: swifty mcVay & kon artis:
F#m
you just wanna see a n**** backwards, don't you?
(uh-huh)
Bm
ADAT? how come we don't rap on pro tools? (god dang)
E
smash these vocals and do a performance
F#m
but we in the van
(uh-huh)
F#m
and he in a tour bus
(ha)
Bm
you don't want my autograph, you's a liar
E
and no, i'm swift,
F#m
"oh, i thought you were kuniva"
(come on!)
Bm
and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
E
‘cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
F#m
see, i know how to rap
(uh-huh)
F#m
it's simple, but
Bm
all i did was read a russell simmons book
(yeah)
E
so i’m more intact, tryin' to get on the map
E
doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back


verse three: kuniva, kon artis, & eminem:
(chords at the end are funky sorry)
F#m
look at em's little punk ass, thinking he the shit
Bm
yeah, i know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks
E
hey, i thought we had an interview with dj clue?
F#m
no, i had an interview, not you two

(chords for this verse start getting weird here)
Bm
you gon' be late for soundcheck!
Bm
man, i ain't going to soundcheck
E
and our mics are screwed up!
E
and his always sound best
F#m
you know what, man? i'ma say somethin'
F#m
ayo em!
Bm
you got somethin' to say?
Fm
man, nuttin'
Bm
i thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?
E
man, i'ma tell him when i feel like it, man, shut up
F#m
and you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
Bm
man, i was about to talk right after you, i swear
Bm
man whatever
E
i swear, man!


🎸 Chorus:  eminem:
F#m                               Bm          E
these chicks don't even know the name of my band
F#m                              Bm         E
but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
F#m                               Bm           E
'cause once i blow they know that i'll be the man
F#m                          Bm        E
all because i'm the lead singer of my band


verse four: proof, eminem, & kon artis:
F#m
they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Bm
went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
E
how i'm gon' let the world know that proof is hot?
F#m
i should cut his mic off when the music starts
              Bm
(ayo-) ready to snap on a dumbass fan
                                 E
every time i hear, "hey, dude, i love your band!"
F#m
we ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments
Bm
so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
E
and these guys acting funny every area code
F#m
proof, carry my bag!
Bm
bitch, carry your own
F#m                                        Bm
can't make it to the stage, security in my way
E
who the fuck are you? where's obie and dre?


verse five: bizarre:
F#m
god damn it, i'm sick of this group
(fuck D12)
Bm
time for me to go solo and make some loot
(yeah)
F#m
i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps
                        Bm
'til kon artis slipped me some crack
(take this)
F#m
"lose yourself" video,
Bm
i was in the back
F#m
"superman" video, uh,
Bm
i was in the back
(hahaha)
F#m
for the media, i got some suggestions
Bm
fuck marshall, ask us some questions
         F#m
like, "who is D12?"
F#m
"how we get started?"
E
(but what about eminem?)
F#m
bitch, are you retarded?
Bm
anyway, i'm the popularest guy in the group
F#m
big-ass stomach, bitches think i’m cute
(hey sexy!)
Bm
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
E
did two and a half and couldn't get up
F#m
fuck D12,
Bm
i'm outta this band
E
i'm 'bout to start a group with the real roxanne


🎸 Bridge:  eminem & bizarre:
F#m                                                     Bm
girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
                   E
and it just tears my ass apart
                        F#m              Bm    E
to know that you don't know my name


refrain: bizarre:
man, fuck this


🎸 Chorus:  bizzare:
F#m                               Bm          E
these chicks don't even know the name of my band
(haha)
F#m                              Bm         E
but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
(fuck marshall)
F#m                            Bm              E
'cause once i blow i know that i'll be the man
(yeah)
F#m                          Bm        E
all because i'm the lead singer-


Post-🎸 Chorus:  Eminem & Bizarre:
   F#m
my band, my band
(your band)
        Bm
my band, my band
(our band, your band)
F#m
my band, my band
(you man, you man)
        Bm
my band, my band
(roxanne, shanté, you lesbian)
F#m                                                        Bm
yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!


🎸 Outro:  Eminem:
F#m
i'm the lead singer of my band
F#m
i get all the girls to take off their underpants
Bm
i'm the lead singer of my band
Bm
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
F#m
my salsa, woah, woah, woah
Bm
look out for my next single, it's called
F#m
"my Salsa"
F#m
my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
Bm
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
Bm
and take off their underpants
F#m
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
F#m
and take off their underpants
Bm*
my salsa

where'd everybody go?