Chords with lyrics
Intro:
D MajorD E minorEm G+G D MajorD
Verse:
D MajorD E minorEm
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
G+G D MajorD
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
D MajorD D MajorD E minorEm
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
G+G D MajorD
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
D MajorD E minorEm
A augmentedA scotsman throws a pole into the air
G+G D MajorD
The alderman all vote in some affair
D MajorD E minorEm
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
G+G D MajorD
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
B minorBm C majorC
A augmentedA corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
G+G D MajorD
Professor's working madly in his lab
B minorBm C majorC
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
G+G D MajorD
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D MajorD E minorEm
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G+G D MajorD
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
D MajorD E minorEm
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
G+G D MajorD
We all fall in love all the time
B minorBm C majorC
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
G+G D MajorD
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
B minorBm C majorC
When we wake, we find that it has rained
G+G D MajorD
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
D MajorD E minorEm
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
G+G D MajorD
Or rest your weary head and come to me
D MajorD E minorEm
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
G+G D MajorD
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
B minorBm C majorC
Lullabye
G+G D MajorD
Lullabye
B minorBm C majorC
Lullabye
G+G D MajorD
Lullabye