Lullabye chords by Cracker

Intro:
D Em G D

Verse:
D              Em
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
  G                   D
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
D    D              Em
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
   G                  D
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
 D                Em
A scotsman throws a pole into the air
  G             D
The alderman all vote in some affair
  D                  Em
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
   G               D
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Bm                C
A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
G                D
Professor's working madly in his lab
  Bm                    C
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
    G              D
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D                  Em
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G               D
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
D              Em
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
G              D
We all fall in love all the time
Bm                C
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
     G                D
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
    Bm            C
When we wake, we find that it has rained
    G             D
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
  D               Em
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
  G                D
Or rest your weary head and come to me
D                 Em
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
G                 D
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Bm  C
Lullabye
G  D
Lullabye
Bm  C
Lullabye
G  D
Lullabye