Tom Cruise Crazy chords by Jonathan Coulton

Intro        Pre-chorus Riff
 E   D/F#     B7
-----------  -------------
-----------  -------------
-1-1-0--0--  -------------
-2-2-0--0--  ---------2---
-2-2-x--x--  -2-2-2h4---4-
-0-0-2b-2b-  -------------

Chords

E    022100
D/F# 2x00xx
G#   466544
C#7  x43404
F#m  244222
B7   x21202
A    577655
C#m  x46654
E7   020100
Am   x02210
C    x32010
G    3x0033
Em   022000

Verse 1
E             G#              C#7
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
F#m                              B7
At least all his people tell him so
             E                   G#           C#7
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
F#m                                      B7  G#
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
      A           E                   F#m                C#m
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
A                      E        B7
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Chorus
E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
     F#m                B7    G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes
          E       G#  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Verse 2
E             G#             C#7
Tom Cruise is always getting older
F#m                                B7
He knows he'll never be that young again
    E                     G#            C#7
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
F#m                                B7  G#
He sees a thousand younger leading men
   A                   E
He knows someday he'll have to play
   F#m          C#m
An old retarded grandpa
      A               E              B7
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Chorus
E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
     F#m                B7    G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes
          E       G#  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Bridge
C                G                   Am        Em
Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him
C           G             Am     B7
He's not of this world anymore...

Verse 3
E            G#            C#7
Somewhere in some secluded castle
F#m                                 B7
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
        E                G#            C#7
And the outside world is always such a hassle
F#m                          B7  G#
Sometimes he won't go out at all
          A            E
There are millions who know his name
F#m       C#m
Everybody loves him
A              E            B7
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Chorus
E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
     F#m                B7    G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes
          E       G#  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise


From JonathonCoulton.com