Xmas chords by Corey Taylor

Chords with lyrics

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1
G+G
There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree.

G+G
Gussied up with candy canes and balls

G+G
Those carolers have kept me up for hours

G+G
It’s "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls

G+G
Now I’m no Wiccan commie or nothin’

G+G
But there is one damn holiday I can’t stand

G+G
It ain’t Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools

G+G
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man.

Chorus 1
G+G
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas

C majorC                  G+G
You know where to stick those jingle bells

D MajorD              C majorC
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah

G+G
And all you motherfuckers go to hell

C majorC                G+G
If I ain’t kokeyed then it ain’t Kwanzaa

C majorC             G+G
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes

C majorC                   D MajorD
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas

C majorC                G+G
Cause I ain’t never anything but broke

Verse 2
G+G
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse

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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles

G+G
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit

G+G
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile

G+G
I think we collectively as the people

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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

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And tell the world:

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"Let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change"

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Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

HA


Chorus 2
G+G
So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas

C majorC                  G+G
You know where to stick those jingle bells

D MajorD              C majorC
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah

C majorC           G+G
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!

D MajorD              C majorC
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa

C majorC              G+G
Joy to the world of getting stoned

C majorC               G+G
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas

C majorC                    G+G
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.

HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

Other versions of Xmas

Alternative guitar chords and tabs for Xmas (Ver. 2) by Corey Taylor