Xmas chords by Corey Taylor

Chords with lyrics (Ver. 2)

• Capo on 2nd

XM@$ - Corey Taylor

Intro
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Ao Ao Ao Ho!

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There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
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Gussied up with candy canes and balls
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Those carollers have kept me up for hours
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It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
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Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
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But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
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It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
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But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

HA!

Chorus
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
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You know where to stick those jingle bells
                FF
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
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And all you motherfuckers go to hell
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If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
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Joy to the world and jack and coke
                FF
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

FF
Cause I ain’t ever anything but broke


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Verse

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Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
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Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
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And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
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I think we collectively as a people
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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:
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"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
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Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

HA

Chorus
                A augmentedA
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
                   E MajorE     A augmentedA     BB   E MajorE
You know where to stick those jingle bells
               FF
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
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Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
                A augmentedA
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
                E MajorE     A augmentedA      BB    E MajorE
Joy to the world of getting stoned

                  FF
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

  FF
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.


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HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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