Feel Like Hell Today chords by Cooper Alan

🎸 Intro:

D   A D


🎸 Verse:
         D
I got a spam call at 5 am
         G
My damn trash man missed my bin
        A
And my neighbor's dog did his business
G      D
On my fresh mowed lawn again

       D
I was tryna get to work on time
         G
But the mail man blocked my drive
     A
And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla
G        D
In that spot he knows is mine

 G
Some days people just suck
       A
But I got my mind made up


🎸 Chorus:
      D                                   G
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
   A                 G      D
No POS gonna take a piss on my parade

       D
I got too much life to live
     G
And too few shits to give
      A                         G         D
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today


🎸 Verse:
 D
Even if my ex goes 'round lying
 G
Boss man tries to keep me all nighting
 A
Karen in the comments keeps typing
 G                  A
I'll be doing just fine


🎸 Chorus:
      D                                   G
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
   A                 G      D
No POS gonna take a piss on my parade

       D
I got too much life to live
     G
And too few shits to give
      A                         G         D
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today


Instrumental/🎸 Solo:
D   G   A   G D


🎸 Break:
D
If you got a job that sucks
            G
And if the tax man takes too much
         A
Yeah and if you need a strong one

Here's a sing along one
G                 A
Go on raise it on up


🎸 Chorus:
      D                                   G
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
   A                 G      D
No POS gonna take a piss on my parade

       D
I got too much life to live
     G
And too few shits to give
      A                         G         D
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today


🎸 Outro:
       D
I got too much life to live
     G
And too few shits to give
      A                 G                 D
Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today