Stealin chords by Billy Connolly

Intro:
G G C C
G C7/G  C7/G  C7/G

Verse 1:
G                     G7
I've got me a woman, she's twice my height and size,
        C
She's a married woman come to see me sometimes
               G
If you don't believe I love you
C7/G
Look at the state I'm in
C7          G
You don't believe I'm sinkin'
C7/G
Look what a hole I'm in

Chorus:
G         G7               C                      Cm
Stealin', stealin', pretty mama don't you tell on me
    G                   D7               G
I'm stealin' back to my same old used to be

G C7/G  C7/G  C7/G

Verse 2:
     G                            G7
Put your arms around me like the circle round the sun
  C
I'm gonna love you like your easy rider done.
              G
You don't believe I love ya,
C7/G
Look what a fool I've been
C7          G
You don't believe I'm sinkin'
C7/G
look what a hole I'm in

Chorus:
G         G7               C                      Cm
Stealin', stealin', pretty mama don't you tell on me
    G                   D7               G
I'm stealin' back to my same old used to be

BANJO SOLO:

Verse 3:
G
You said you loved a rambler, well I'm a rambling wreck
        C
I've got a woman by the waist, I've got a bottle by the neck,
               G
If you don't believe I love you
C7/G
Look at the state I'm in
C7             G
If you don't believe I'm sinkin'
C7/G
Look what a hole I'm in

Chorus:
G         G7               C                      Cm
Stealin', stealin', pretty mama don't you tell on me
    G                   D7               G
I'm stealin' back to my same old used to be

G         G7               C                      Cm
Stealin', stealin', pretty mama don't you tell on me
    G                   D7               G