Everybody Knows That chords by Billy Connolly

D
It only rains when clouds bang together,
G               D
But everybody knows that.
D
And its rockets and missiles that are causing this bad weather,
G               D
But everybody knows that.
C
But does anybody know
                                           G
The way that things are gonna go for them tomorrow?
C
What will they do when they turn round
                                        A
and find that they have no time left to borrow?

D
Ms. Zsa Zsa Gabor is the world's greatest actress,
G               D
But everybody knows that.
D
And the sex bomb of the 50s got her first break on a mattress,
G                    D
But everybody knows that.
C
But does anybody know
                                          G
The way that things are gonna go for them tomorrow?
C
What will they do when they turn round
                                        A
and find that they have no time left to borrow?
D
A ring with a pearl is bound to bring you tears,
 G              D
But everybody knows that,
D
And if you break a mirror it's bad luck for seven years,
 G                D
But everybody knows that.
C
But does anybody know
                                           G
The way that things are gonna go for them tomorrow?
C
What will they do when they turn round
                                        A
and find that they have no time left to borrow?