I Gave Her The Ring She Gave Me The Finger chords by Ben Colder

Intro:
 D        G        D      A      D

D                       G
She wanted a mansion on Millionaire Mountain
D                               A
I just wanted a shack up in the hills
    D                        G
You know what was funny, she thought I had money
  D             A             D
I couldn't even pay her water bill

Chorus:
  G                          C
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger
     G                           D
Said you've just been wastin' my time
      G                      C
Yes I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger
   G         D                     G     C         G
So I took it back to the five-and- -dime five-and- -
      D         G
dime, five-and- -dime

A    D
         stop for about 2 seconds

  D                            G
I thought it was cute when she held up her finger
  D                             A
I said I think that's the wrong one
    D                                    G
She said if you dont have mon, hon, then you are the wrong one
  D               A         D    G         D
I said, I'll be a son-of-a- -gun son-of-a- -gun,
A         D
son-of-a- -gun        Well

Chorus:
  G                          C
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger
     G                           D
Said you've just been wastin' my time
      G                      C
Yes I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger
   G         D                     G     C         G
So I took it back to the five-and- -dime five-and- -
      D         G
dime, five-and- -dime

  A                          D
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger
     A                           E
Said you've just been wastin' my time
      A                      D
Yes I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger
   A         E                     A    D         A
So I took it back to the five-and- dime five-and-
      E