♫ Intro: Em G Em C D ♫ Verse 1: Em G No box jobs with door fobs D Em And guys like you with fancy cars in cocktail bars C D Em That forget to tip as they take a sip, and with every bit G D Em I feel the dirty napkin they dropped on the floor crumple in my fist
♫ Chorus: Em G D It has become apparent that you are not useful Em And it has become redundant C D The paperwork you’ve been filing Em G D And now you realise that there’s a man at the top and it’s not you Em C D Now you realise that it is all not real ♫ Interlude: Em G D Em C G ♫ Verse 2: Em And if you don’t pay the rent G And all your money is spent D Will he come and get you? Em I don’t know, do you know? C D Em And there’s and overwhelming presence of a hand over your head G D Em C D Yeah, there’s a big dark shadow over your bed ♫ Chorus: Em G D It has become apparent that you are not useful Em And it has become redundant C D The paperwork you’ve been filing Em G D And now you realise that there’s a man at the top and it’s not you Em C D Now you realise that it is all not real ♫ Verse 3: C Em Pin-stripe suits and Chelsea boots G D Silver tie-pins with matching cufflinks Em Sit on the tube while you read the news C D Card declining, perfect timing Em Sniffing cheap coke on the weekend G D You hit your peak at seventeen and Em You’ve got all the gear but no idea C D Morning march, a glass of scotch Em You’re a bad-boy, you’re a big flirt G D Vodka, lime and soda on your t-shirt Em You’ve got a **** rose tattoo on your right hand C But your mummy’s been asking where you’ve been and ♫ Chorus: Em G D It has become apparent that you are not useful Em And it has become redundant C D The paperwork you’ve been filing Em G D And now you realise that there’s a man at the top and it’s not you Em C D Em Now you realise that it is all not real ♫ Bridge: C That’s a nice fade, where’d you get it from? D Same place as every other Jack Luke and Tom Em You think you’re sick cause’ you paid to sit in V.I.P D C But the number on the cash machine says R.I.P D Smashed your iPhone and its got no warranty Em And your girlfriend would rather dance with me I said, your girlfriend would rather dance with me ♫ Outro: Em Dance with me, dance with me G D Dance with— dance with me Em Dance with— dance with me C D Dance with— dance with me Em Dance with me, dance with me G D Dance with— dance with me Em Dance with— dance with me C D Dance with— dance with me Em G D Em Dance, dance, dance, dance with— Dance with me C D Dance with— dance with me Em G D Em Dance, dance, dance, dance with— Dance with me C D Dance with— dance to me ♫ Outro: Em G D Em C D Em
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