* = Strum once Intro: Am C E F Am C E F Verse 1: Am C If I were you E F I'd drive 90 in my Am C Subaru
E F Am C Match my outfit with my hairdo E F Am C E F Block my calls just to mess with you Am* E* F* C* Leaving back door every night Am* E* Before you get up F* No heads up Chorus: Am Quit lying to youself C And everybody else E Thinking I'm a better F Version of youself Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do E F (If I were you I'd hate me) Am Quit lying to youself C And everybody else E I think you're better F Off with someone else Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do E F (If I were you I'd hate me) Am C E F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too) Am C E F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too) Verse 2: Am C If I were you E F Am C I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom E F Am C Making new friends, I don't have to E F Am C E F Cross my legs on the barstool Am* C* E* F* Leaving back door every night Am* E* Before you get up F* No heads up Chorus: Am Quit lying to yourself C And everybody else E Thinking I'm a better F Version of yourself Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do E F (If I were you I'd hate me) Am Quit lying to youself C And everybody else E I think that you're better F Off with someone else Am Holding it together C Don't know how you do E F (If I were you I'd hate me) Outro: x2 Am C E F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me) Am C E F (If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)