Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Difficulty: Beginner This is quite possibly the simplest song they ever wrote, less than 2 minutes and maybe 30 seconds of it aren't spent playing F, I only put it over every line because the moderator said I had to. F: 1-3-3-2-1-1 C: 8-10-10-9-8-8 Bb: 6-8-8-7-6-6 Intro: e|-1-0-----------------------------| B|-----3-1-------------------------| G|---------3-1---------------------| D|-------------3-1------------3-1~-| A|-----------------3-1-------------| E|---------------------3-1--1------|
F Atom secrets, secret leaflet F Have the boys found the leak yet? F The molehill sets the wheel in motion F His downfall picks up locomotion Chorus, all one line of it: C Bb The people must have something good to read on a Sunday Verses: F The leader's wife takes a government car F In the dark to meet her minister F But the leader never leaves his door ajar F As he swings his whip from the Boer War F He wore a leather mask for his dinner guests F Totally nude and with deep respect F Proposed a toast to the votes he gets F The feeling of power and the thought of sex! F Now the girl let the fat man touch her F Vodka fumes and the feel of a vulture F The driver waited in the embassy car F The fat man's trap was set for capture F So the girl let the thin man touch her F Mixing questions, drunken laughter F The ministry car was waiting there F A minister knows his own affair "Chorus": C Bb The people must have something good to read on a Sunday