Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
D G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Verse 1:
D MajorD G+G
A augmentedA husband came home drunk each night,
A augmentedA D MajorD
And he thrashed her black and he thrashed her white,
G+G
He thrashed her to within an inch of her life,
A augmentedA D MajorD
Then he slept like a log, did her husband.
Verse 2:
D MajorD G+G
As he lay and snored in bed,
A augmentedA D MajorD
A augmentedA strange idea came into her head,
G+G
She went for the needle and she went for the thread,
A augmentedA D MajorD
And straight to her sleeping husband.
Interlude:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
D G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Verse 3:
D MajorD G+G
She started to stitch with a girlish thrill,
A augmentedA D MajorD
With a woman's art and a seamstress' skill,
G+G
She pinned and tucked with an iron will,
A augmentedA D MajorD
All around her sleeping husband.
Verse 4:
D MajorD G+G
Husband awoke with a pain in his head,
A augmentedA D MajorD
He found he could not move in bed,
G+G
"Sweet Christ I've lost the use of me legs!",
A augmentedA D MajorD
Wife just smiled at her husband.
Interlude:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
D G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Verse 5:
D MajorD G+G
She thrashed him black, she thrashed him blue,
A augmentedA D MajorD
With a frying pan and a colander, too,
G+G
With a rolling pin just a stroke or two,
A augmentedA D MajorD
A augmentedA battered and bleeding husband.
Verse 6:
D MajorD G+G
Isn't it true what small can do,
A augmentedA D MajorD
With a thread and a stitch and a thought or two,
G+G
He's wiped his slate, his boozing's through,
A augmentedA D MajorD
Goodbye to a drunken husband.
Outro:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD