Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Verse 1:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Well, as I came home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be
G+G D MajorD G+G
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
D MajorD G+G
So, I called me wife and I says to her, “Will you kindly tell to me
D MajorD G+G E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
Who owns that horse outside the door, where my old horse should be?”
Chorus 1:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
That’s a lovely sow, that me mother sent to me!"
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before."
Verse 2:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And as I came home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
G+G D MajorD G+G
I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be.
D MajorD G+G
So, I called me wife and I says to her, “Will you kindly tell to me
D MajorD G+G E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
Who owns that coat behind the door, where my old coat should be?"
Chorus 2:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
That’s a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me."
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before."
Verse 3:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And as I came home on Wednesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
G+G D MajorD G+G
I saw a pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be.
D MajorD G+G
So, I called me wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
D MajorD G+G E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
Who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be?"
Chorus 3:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
That’s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me."
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But, tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before."
Verse 4:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And as I came home on Thursday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
G+G D MajorD G+G
I saw two boots beneath the bed, where my old boots should be.
D MajorD G+G
So, I called me wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
D MajorD G+G E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?"
Chorus 4:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
They’re two lovely geranium pots my mother sent to me."
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But laces in geranium pots sure I never saw before."
Verse 5:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And as I came home on Friday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
G+G D MajorD G+G
I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be.
D MajorD G+G
So, I called me wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
D MajorD G+G E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?"
Chorus 5:
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me."
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before."
(Repeat)
D MajorD D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me."
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before."
Outro:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
"But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before."