Football Is Wife I Want To Marry A Football chords by Casey Rocket
Guitar chords with lyrics
- Difficulty: Intermediate 💪
Intro:
C G
I wanna kiss a baseball
Em D
I wanna kiss a basketball
C G
I wanna marry a football
Am G D
I wanna propose at the fifty yard line
Em Dsus4
With the lord as my witness
C G Am
This football is responsible for my hearts physical fitness
Verse:
G D
G
Sad Enough we get in a big fight
D
On our honeymoon of all nights
Em
I throw the football 100 yards
C G Am
I guess divorce was never in the cards
C
The Police knock on the door
C G
Say sir,have you seen this football?
Em D
They show me a picture of the dead football
C
I say do you mean Mary Margaret?
Am
Officer that football has a name
Em Ebaug D
And its name is my wife
A C G D
My voice trembling with pain
G
He abruptly cuts me off,I scoff
Em D
He said this football was found deflated with a big knife
C Am
I make a run for the backdoor,six officers swarm me
G
And whoop my ass
C
I reach for the officers gun
G
Whatever happens we're having fun
Em D C
Kids don't have fun anymore
G
Their all looking at their phones
Am
I go down in a hail of gunfire
C
I close my eyes
Dsus4
And for the first time in a long time
G
I feel just fine
C G
I wake up on the heavenly fifty ytard line
E D
I see my loving wife rolling toward me
Am G
A look of forgiveness in her eyes
C D G
She's at the 30,shes at the 20,shes at the 10
C
She's at my heart
Am
Thats a hell of a way to finish
D G
And a hell of a way to start
Outro:
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