🎁 Intro: A 🎁 Chorus: D Bm Em A D Bm Em A It's the most nonsense time of the year Em A D Bm They gave me a special, they said "It would test well" G Gm As if I had fear D Bm Em A F#m Fm Em A It's the most nonsense time of the year
🎁 Post-Chorus: D Bm Em A D Bm Em A It's the ho, ho-ho-iest special of all Em A The champagne is bubbling D Bm Entendres are doubling G Gm When I deck your halls D Bm Em A Am7 D7 It's the ho, ho-ho-iest special of all 🎁 Verse 1: G D There'll be songs all crescendoing, hot innuendoing Em A7 D Dancers who flex and keep time Gm C7 Thеre'll be wit for the smartiеs Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em A A7 And you know the best part is it's all on Netflix's dime 🎁 Interlude 1: D Bm Em A F#m Fm Em No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget as long as I go viral, so I'm gonna A D Bm Em A break the set just to do it! F#m Fm Em A 🎁 Chorus: D Bm Em A D Bm Em A It's the most nonsense time of the year Em A If you're hot and you're young D Bm And your stocking's well hung G Gm By the chimney with care D Bm Em A Am7 D7 It's the most nonsense time of the year 🎁 Verse 2: G D There'll be singing and jesting, celebrity guesting Em A D Huge packages under the tree Gm C7 Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 I'll be playing my bangers with elf doppelgängers Em A A7 So please, please, please have faith in me 🎁 Interlude 2: D Bm Em A D There are comedy specials, and there are music specials, and there are holiday specials Bm Em A D Bm But who does musical comedy holiday specials? Em A A lot of people F#m Fm Em But do those specials have celebrity guests? A D Yes, they do! Bm Em A D Bm Em A Everyone with a musical comedy holiday specials does them with celebrity guests, and this is one of those Am7 D7 🎁 Verse 3: G D There'll be divas so stunning and seasonal punning Em A D And costumes in red and in green Gm C7 You can watch with your aunties Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 I might mention panties Em A A7 But don't fret, it's TV-14 🎁 Instrumental: (change to capo 4) A A7 D Bm Em A F#m Fm Em A7 D Bm Em A D Bm Em A D Bm Em A D Bm Em A D Bm Em A 🎁 Chorus: D Bm Em A D Bm Em A It's the most nonsense time of the year Em A Well, I've learned all my blocking D Bm G Gm So please stuff my stocking with holiday cheer D Bm Em A It's the most nonsense time F#m Bm Em A Yes, it's the most nonsense time F#m Bm Em A What's a third really good rhyme? D Bm Em A Of the year 🎁 Outro: D Bm Em A D Bm Em A A D
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