The Safety Bowl chords by Cardiacs

Tuning: Standard EBGDAE

Difficulty: Novice

E   A   C    E
At the plate staring and
   D     F     A
He's left with so much on the side
F      A
If it comes alive
Bb     F   C    G
Shift with spoony fork and knife
Bb    F     D    A  C
Break it, walk, safety away from strife

E    A C  E    D
Kind and cutlery finds a pea
  F       A
And punctures with a hole
F     A   Bb
All the dinners roll
 F   C   G    Bb    F
Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason
D      A C
And the flow of soul

E    C  E   F A F A
Bins the bowl as he says
Bb     F   C   F
"Falsehoods and a man of straw
  Bb   F    D    A  C
Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"