Shia Labeouf Actual Cannibal chords by Rob Cantor

Rob Cantor - Shia La Beouf Actual Cannibal (Live 2014)

Contributor: TiernanCip

Tuning: Standard

Most of chords are standard variations -  some clarifications are below

Fdim7      A#b5       Cb5        G#5addb5    G#Mb5add5

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Intro

Cm                             Gm
You're walking in the woods.

Cm                             Gm
There's no one around and your phone is dead.

Cm                             Gm             Cm
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him! (Shia Labeouf!)

Cm                       Gm
He's following you about 30 feet back.

G#                Gm           G#
     He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

G                       Cm
   He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf!

Cm                      Gm                         G#
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.

      D#maj7
He's almost upon you now

G#                      Gsus4        G
And you can see there's blood on his face!

C                Csus4    Cadd9
My god, there's blood everywhere!


Chorus:

Fm
Running for your life (from Shia Labeouf!)

Cm
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!)

Fm                Fdim7
Lurking in the shadows

C
Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf!

Fm
Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf!

Cm
Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf!

Fdim7
Eating all the bodies!

G
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!


Verse

Cm
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself.

G#                      G#7
Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush.

Cm    Gm               Cm                      Gm
A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope!

G#5addb5                  G#Mb5add5              (No chord)
You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!


Chorus:

Fm
Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.)

Cm
Limping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)

Fm                    Fdim7
Now you're on the doorstep,

C
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.

Fm
Sharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!)

Cm
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.)

Fm                        Fdim7
You're sneaking up behind him.

G
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.

Fm
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,

Cm
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,

Fm                Fdim7
Stab it in his kidney.

G
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.

Cm
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.

(No chord)
You've beaten Shia Labeouf


Outro

Fm
Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)

Cm
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

Fm                    Fdim7
But you can do Jiu Jitsu

G
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

Gm
Ledendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

Dm
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

A#                         A#b5
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf

A
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

Am
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

Em
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

Cadd9                    Cb5
You're chopping his head now

B
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf

Em
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath