Nerdy Boys chords by Candypants

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 F5 D#5

Verse 1:
A#5               D#5
He goes 40 on the freeway
A#5                     D#5
He plans his day 'round eBay
A#5               D#5               C#5             C5
He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay
A#5               D#5
Steve Jobs is his swami
A#5               D#5
He folds like origami
A#5               D#5               C#5             C5
I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy

Chorus:
A#5  D#5         F5           D#5         A#5
Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5       F5              D#5       A#5
I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5            F5                D#5      A#5
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5        F5           D#5   A#5
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

Verse 2:
A#5              D#5
He thinks DNA is pretty
A#5           D#5
CGI makes him giddy
A#5               D#5         C#5             C5
He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City
A#5                  D#5
He smells like Hai Karate
A#5                D#5
Says Mulder wasn't dotty
A#5               D#5                   C#5         C5
I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body

Chorus:
A#5  D#5         F5           D#5         A#5
Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5       F5              D#5       A#5
I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5            F5                D#5      A#5
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5        F5           D#5   A#5
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

Bridge:
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
His high water pants
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
The way he can't dance
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
If he wants romance
D#5           F5
I say beam me up

Verse 3:
A#5              D#5
You're suave and attaching
A#5                   D#5
Your socks are always matching
A#5             D#5         C#5       C5
If you want me, better hope myopia is catching
A#5                    D#5
'Cause I don't want an athlete
A#5            D#5
I tingle for a mathlete
A#5             D#5            C#5             C5      A#5
He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs

Chorus:
A#5  D#5         F5           D#5         A#5
Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5       F5              D#5       A#5
I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5            F5                D#5      A#5
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5    F5           D#5   A#5 D#5 F5
I am a sucker for a nerdy boy
      D#5   A#5 D#5 F5
For a nerdy boy
         D#5   A#5 D#5 F5
I want a nerdy boy
        D#5   A#5
A dirty nerdy boy

Outro:
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5