NOTE: The Bb/A# is played in the 6th fret The Eb/D# is played on the 3rd fret Intro: F A# F A# Verse 1: F Hey there, I'm the bard of the team A# F I've got a tragic backstory, and my class is a meme
I'm the ace in the race, the other parties are whack A# I'm a jack of all trades, including the jack F 'Scuse me, barmaid in the skirt A# I hope you don't mind, but I'm a devious flirt F Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing A# And I'll show you just how I strum my strings Chorus: F Hey now, this is the life of the bard A# F Just how, did you flirt with the guard? C Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every NPC Interlude: F bah du ba dah A# bah du ba dah F bah du ba dah A# bah du ba dah Verse 2: F Well hi, elder dragon of gold A# Your scales are stunning, your character, bold F May we see your horde, we've been searching for miles A# Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile? F Hey you, mercenary at work A# Why don't you join our team? And I give him a smirk F I promise you I can give you plenty A# Roll for persuasion? Nat 20! Chorus: F Hey now, this is the life of the bard A# F Just how, did you flirt with the guard? C Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every NPC Interlude: F bah du ba dah A# bah du ba dah F bah du ba dah A# bah du ba dah Instrumental: D# A# D# A# Verse 3: D# A# As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy D# A# He talks of destruction, and if your ready to die D# A# He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day D# C N.C. After giving his evil speech, what do you say? N.C. Well,I grab my ukelele and sing N.C. oh no F Hey you with the villainous smile A# A#m Why don't you come and stay, get to know me a while? F We are two of a kind, two sides of a coin A# F Well, I've got no tail, but I can give you some- Oh boy Hey you, Mr Evilous Max A# You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snacc? F You can change your ways, I'll just roll with the luck A# F Well, I'm under leveled, but I can still fu- Chorus: F Hey now, this is the life of the bard A# F Just how, did you flirt with the guard? C Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every NPC Chorus: F Hey now, this is the life of the bard A# F Just how, did you flirt with the guard? Outro: F This curse can be a bitch D# N.C. Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich F N.C. Wooooo
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