Friendship chords by Liz Callaway

C         D7   G7      C
If you're ever in a jam, here I am
C7     F                G         C
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal
       G            D         Dm       E7                Dm7       F
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail
G7   C                                                    G7
It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship
     C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be hot
F                  G       C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig
Interlude: C C7 F Fm G7 F/A Ab9add G
          C           D7    G7      C
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
C7     F                   G       C
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire
       G              D                 Dm     E7                         Dm7     F
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine
G7   C                                                    G7
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
     C     C7               F            Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be swell
F                  G       C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep

Interlude: C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm G7 F/A Ab9add G

        C               D7    G7     C
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
C7      F                     G       C
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
        G          D      Dm           E7                  Dm7      F
If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain
G7   C                                                     G7
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
     C     C7             F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships go up in smoke
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be oke
F                  G         C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof

Interlude: C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm G7 F/A

       C              D7    G7      C
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind
C7     F                     G       C
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt
          G         D            Dm       E7                   Dm7     F
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh
G7   C                                                     G7
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
     C     C7               F             Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be great

Interlude: C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm  C C7 F Fm G7 F/A G#7 F#/A# G7

        C               D7     G7     C
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line
C7      F                     G       C
If they ever cut your throat, write a note
        G           D        Dm      E7                   Dm7       F
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,  invite me too
G7   C 			                  G7
It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship
     C     C7              F             Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships are up the crick
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be slick
F                  G           C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack

Interlude: C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm C C7 F Fm  G7 F/A Ab9add G

G7   C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C  C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C
Ours will still   be ho