Why Can't I Have Two? chords by Caity Baser

Verse 1:
  Dm7                       Am
There's these two guys, both are so nice
Em                   Am
We get on, oh, so well  Let me tell you)
Dm7                     Am
One's got the game, one's got the change
 E                        Am
Think I might need some help  Need some help)
     Dm7
I'm just gonna say
      Am              Em                      Am
Would it be okay if I could just speak my mind?  My mind)
      Dm7
Well, let me put it this way
 Am                           E                        Am
When I fill up my plate, I like a something on the side  Haha)

Chorus:
Dm7           Am
Two, four, six, eight
 Em                Am
Tell you what I really hate
  Dm7                Am
I got you, but I want your mate
E                     Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
 Dm7            Am
Four, three, two, one
  Em                 Am
Trouble's always dress d like fun
  Dm7              Am
A girl needs to get some
    E                Am
So why can't I hav? two?
           Dm7                    Am
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
               Em                         Am
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
           Dm7           Am
So give me two, four, six, eight
 E                        Am
Why should I settle for one?





Verse 2:
            Dm7                       Am
They say it isn't allowed because three is a crowd
            Em                                    Am
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
                Dm7                   Am
Would you say, "Man don't like to share, unah"
          E                                  Am
Have you never heard of somethin' called "ménage à trois"?
        Dm7                        Am
Well, I have, and it goes like this
                    Em                     Am
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
          Dm7                       Am
I'm just kiddin', man, l'm only takin' the ****
         E
I'm not into that
              Am
What do you think this is?

Chorus:
Dm7           Am
Two, four, six, eight
 Em                Am
Tell you what I really hate
  Dm7                Am
I got you, but I want your mate
E                     Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
 Dm7            Am
Four, three, two, one
  Em                 Am
Trouble's always dress d like fun
  Dm7              Am
A girl needs to get some
    E                Am
So why can't I hav? two?
           Dm7                    Am
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
               Em                         Am
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
           Dm7           Am
So give me two, four, six, eight
 E                        Am
Why should I settle for one?





Bridge:
           Dm7                  Am
Why should boys have all the fun?
       Em             Am
Not a ****, just a woman
       Dm7               Am
And if you can, I can too
             E
And that's what we're gonna do

Chorus:
Dm7           Am
Two, four, six, eight
 Em                Am
Tell you what I really hate
  Dm7                Am
I got you, but I want your mate
E                     Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
 Dm7            Am
Four, three, two, one
  Em                 Am
Trouble's always dress d like fun
  Dm7              Am
A girl needs to get some
    E                Am
So why can't I hav? two?

Post-Chorus:
                                   Dm7           Am
 'Cause I want you and I want you) Two, four, six, eight
 Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two)
 Em                Am
Tell you what I really hate
 'Cause I want you, but I want you too)
  Dm7                Am
I got you, but I want your mate
 So why, oh, why can't I have two)
      E               Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
 'Cause I want you and I want you)
 Dm7            Am
Four, three, two, one
 Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two)
  Em                 Am
Trouble's always dressed like fun
  Dm7               Am
A girl needs to get some
    E                        Am
So why should I settle for one?