Why Can't I Have Two 2468 chords by Caity Baser

Key: Dm

Intro:

E

Verse 1:
Dm                      Am
There's these two guys, both are so nice
Em                Am
We get on, oh, so well (Let me tell you)
Dm                  Am
One's got the game, one's got the change
Em                      Am
Think I might need some help (Need some help)
    Dm
I'm just gonna say
     Am             Em                    Am
Would it be okay if I could just speak my mind? (My mind)
      Dm
Well, let me put it this way
Am                         E
When I fill up my plate, I like a something on the side (Haha)

Chorus:

Dm         Am
Two, four, six, eight
Em              Am
Tell you what I really hate
  Dm             Am
I got you, but I want your mate
    E                Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
Dm           Am
Four, three, two, one
Em               Am
Trouble's always dressed like fun
  Dm            Am
A girl needs to get some
   E                Am
So why can't I have two?
           Dm                 Am
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
              Em                       Am
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
           Dm         Am
So give me two, four, six, eight
E                       Am
Why should I settle for one?

Verse 2:

            Dm                    Am
They say it isn't allowed because three is a crowd
              Em                               Am
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
               Dm                 Am
Would you say, "Man don't like to share, unah"
         Em                                 Am
Have you never heard of somethin' called "ménage à trois"?
        Dm                     Am
Well, I have, and it goes like this
                   Em                   Am
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
         Dm                     Am
I'm just kiddin', man, l'm only takin' the piss
        E
I'm not into that, what do you think this is?

Chorus:

Dm         Am
Two, four, six, eight
Em              Am
Tell you what I really hate
  Dm             Am
I got you, but I want your mate
    E                Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
Dm           Am
Four, three, two, one
Em               Am
Trouble's always dressed like fun
  Dm            Am
A girl needs to get some
   E                Am
So why can't I have two?
           Dm                 Am
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
              Em                       Am
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
           Dm         Am
So give me two, four, six, eight
E                       Am
Why should I settle for one?

Bridge:
           Dm                Am
Why should boys have all the fun?
      Em             Am
Not a slut, just a woman
       Dm             Am
And if you can, I can too
           E
And that's what we're gonna do

Chorus:

Dm         Am
Two, four, six, eight
Em              Am
Tell you what I really hate
  Dm             Am
I got you, but I want your mate
    E                Am
Oh, why can't I have two?
Dm           Am
Four, three, two, one
Em               Am
Trouble's always dressed like fun
  Dm            Am
A girl needs to get some
   E                Am
So why can't I have two?

Outro:
               Dm             Am
('Cause I want you and I want you) Two, four, six, eight
              Em               Am
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two)
Tell you what I really hate
              Dm                   Am
('Cause I want you, but I want you too)
I got you, but I want your mate
             E               Am
(So why, oh, why can't I have two)
Oh, why can't I have two?
               Dm             Am
('Cause I want you and I want you)
Four, three, two, one
              Em               Am
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two)
Trouble's always dressed like fun
  Dm            Am
A girl needs to get some
   E*
So why should I settle for one?