Conversations With Strangers chords by Caitlin Cook

• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Key: D

* = single strum

Intro:

D D A G Gm Gm D D

Verse 1:
D      A          G      Gm               D
I like writing on walls, fuck you society, Dan
D            A          G           Gm             D
Dan, this is actually a door, not a wall. Regards, Society
D      A    G
Follow your dreams
Gm                    D
I literally only have nightmares
D        A    G     Gm
Question everything
D*
Why?
Bm             A         G     D  A   Bm           A     E*
Yo, girl, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
N.C.
(That's a great line, but underneath it somebody wrote)
G       A D  D A G Gm Gm D D
Germany 1942
D       A           G        Gm                D
Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?
D                A         G     Gm Gm D
Dude, I'm just tryna take a shit
    D                  A         G
The chamber of secrets has been opened
                D
Then close your legs
    D         A       G     Gm
The future is in your hands
               D*
My dick is the future?
   Bm           A            G                D   A    Bm        A           E*
If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that nobody deserves to live in the closet
N.C.
(That's such a sweet thought, but underneath it someone wrote)
  G    A  D     D A G Gm Gm D D
Except R. Kelly

Chorus:
Bm   A      G     D
Holy water, holy shit
Bm        A               G          D
  Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Bm                  A              G            D
 Conversations with strangers that I have never met
    Bm           A           G*
And I will never meet in the future
N.C.                   D D A G Gm Gm D D
My dick is the future?

Verse 2:
D          A      G         Gm                      D
Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits
       D           A       G         Gm           D
That's mean to you all the time, and fucks other dudes
D          A  G
Stop white hipsters
Gm                            D
Laugh out loud? Please explain how
D         A  G
Tom loves my Shaft
Gm              D
 DVD with bonus features
Bm              A                  G              D    A            Bm              A               E*
When I'm alone, I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that I'm a meatball, don't judge me
N.C.
(But underneath that, understandably, someone wrote)
G           A       D       D A G Gm Gm D D
Dude, we're totally judging
    D*           A*     G*   Gm*            D*
The largest eggs in the world   are laid by sharks
    D*            A*     G*   Gm*                D
The largest woman in the world   is laid by your dad
D        A    G
I fucked your mom!
Gm                      D
Shut up dad, you're drunk
     D                     A           G
Open books, not legs, blow minds, not boys
Gm              D
 Why can't I do both?
Bm                   A              G          D       A        Bm     A     E*
"Big tits can't make up for a small ass, but a big ass can make up for small tits"
N.C.
(And then someone put quotes around it and ascribed it to)
G   A   D      D A G Gm Gm D D
Abraham Lincoln

Chorus:
Bm   A      G     D
Holy water, holy shit
Bm        A               G          D
  Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Bm                  A              G            D
 Conversations with strangers that I have never met
    Bm           A                     G*
And I will never know if I meet in the future
N.C.
My dick is the future?

Outro:
D                A         G
 For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful
D                A           G               D
 For a good time call, your dad, he misses you
D                A     G
 For a good time call 867-5309
D                A         G
 For a good time call me Ishmael
     D*             A* G*
Good luck out there hu man
     D*             A* G*
Good luck out there hu man