Five Years chords by Bo Burnham

🎸 Intro:


Hey baby, uh, it's me

Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one



                                Dm   Em
And, um
I wrote a song for you
                         Am                           Dm            Em   Am
So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um
I want the song to begin with this voicemail
                               Dm                      Em
Like
I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it
Am                                                            Dm                  Em
So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me
Am                                            Dm      Em
Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the —
Am                                                          Dm              Em
I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like—
      Am                              Dm
Just Google it, don't call me and ask me
                  Em
'Cause I know
I know what you're gonna do
Am
You're gonna, you're gonna get this

And you're gonna think you just can't do it
                  Dm                Em
And you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it
     Am
So, just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out
Dm            Em                                 Am
Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail

Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Dm                        Em
Like, right when you get this
           Am
Thank you, um
I love you, bye



🎸 Verse 1:
Dm           Em             Am
  You're my best friend
I love you
Dm         Em        Am
  You know me and I know you
Dm        Em                  Am
  We got problems that we've been through
Dm        Em             Am
  We got **** that we'll get through, uh
               Dm      Em
You think I'm rude to you
            Am
You think I am the worst
Dm      Em
Because I ask when you suck my ****
                    Am
You take out your Invisalign first

come on

🎸 Chorus:
Dm             Em
  Five years, five years
      Am
Still you, still me, still here
Dm             Em
  Five years, five years, baby
Am
  Five years, five years

🎸 Verse 2:
                                 Am
We order Chinese
I'm eating my dumplings
                                Dm
You reach over and you take my dumpling
           Em                          Am
You don't even say, "Do you mind " or nothing
                                                Dm
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling?
      Em          Am
So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the **** did I do "
Dm                         Em
If you really wanted some dim sum then
Am                                       Dm            Em
You really should've gotten some when we put in the order
                      Am
You say, "You're a psycho and I-I don't wanna fight
Dm               Em                       Am
So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal"
                      Dm
"Okay, but for the record
        Em        Am                         Dm   Em
You owe me a dumpling
I mean it
I won't forget
     Am
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent"

🎸 Chorus:
Dm             Em
  Five years, five years
      Am
Still you, still me, still here
Dm             Em
  Five years, five years, baby
Am
  Five years, five years

🎸 Verse 3:
Dm             Em
  We found a spider in the house
Am
  You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Dm             Em        Am
  Since I was close and able

I jumped up on the coffee table
Dm                     Em
You said, "You should kill that"
Am
I said, "Um, no, **** that"
Dm              Em       Am
You said, "Come on, be a man"

What?
          Dm         Em        Am
You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
          Dm                Em
But your whole worldview collapses
     Am                       Dm
The moment there's a spider, cool
           Em
I get it, this is the real you
Am
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
 Dm                        Em
**** like this brings the movement down
Am
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around

🎸 Chorus:
Dm             Em
  Five years, five years
      Am
Still you, still me, still here
Dm             Em
  Five years, five years, baby
Am
  Five years, five years

🎸 Outro:
Dm                       Em                        Am
  How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom
                                     Dm
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom?
              Em             Am
Just use the guest room bathroom
                            Dm
That's why we got two bathrooms
              Em             Am
Just use the guest room bathroom
                            Dm   Em
That's why we got two bath rooms
         Am
And you know