Not Like That chords by Bug Hunter

♫ Verse:

F
We have invented an invention
Fm
You know duct tape?
N.C.
It's not like that
F
We have created a creation
Fm
You know cupcakes?
N.C.
It's not like that!
F                                                       Fm
It’s just a button, just a simple little button you can press
F                                                           Fm
And when you press it you'll be happy with no harmful side effects
         G
Okay our legal team’s informed us
        C                              F
We must warn you of the button’s side effects

F
You know that feeling
                                          Fm
When you had something to say and then forgot?
N.C.
This is not like that!
F
You know that stress you get
                                     Fm
When you commit a crime and then get caught?
N.C.
This is not like that!
F                                                        Fm
It's just a button, just a helpful little button you can hit
F                                           Fm
It makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours all depending on your blood type
                                   G
Also, someone random on the planet dies
   C
It probably won’t be someone you know

♫ Chorus:

F
You're gonna love this new thing
Fm
This happy-feeling machine
G
Side effects and strings attached
C                        F
I want this but not like that

F Fm G C

♫ Verse:

F
We have revised a new revision
Fm
We got your feedback
N.C.
You did not like that!
F                                                  Fm
We have modified the button now instead of someone dying
                                                                G
They will simply lose their balance as they’re walking down the stairs
     C
It's not your fault if they won't hold the rail

♫ Chorus:

F
You're gonna love this new thing
Fm
This happy-feeling machine
G
Side effects and strings attached
C                        F
I want this but not like that

F Fm F Fm G C

♫ Bridge:

F                        Fm                             G
This is our final off-er, our engineers have done their best
                               C
They've made the button softer so it’s more comfortable to press
F                         Fm
You'll get one hour of joy but then the button will
G
Make a college student oversleep their last exam
C
And a small business owner lose an envelope of cash
G                                               C
And a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn't Do anything wrong!

♫ Chorus:

F
You're gonna love this new thing
Fm
This happy-feeling machine
G
Side effects and strings attached
C                        F
I want this but not like that

F                     Fm
I wanna love this new thing
Fm                             G
I'd kill for something to bring
G
Happiness (without a catch)
C               Cm       F
I want this but not like that