Chords with lyrics
♫ Verse:
FF
We have invented an invention
F minorFm
You know duct tape?
N.C.
It's not like that
FF
We have created a creation
F minorFm
You know cupcakes?
N.C.
It's not like that!
FF F minorFm
It’s just a button, just a simple little button you can press
FF F minorFm
And when you press it you'll be happy with no harmful side effects
G+G
Okay our legal team’s informed us
C majorC FF
We must warn you of the button’s side effects
FF
You know that feeling
F minorFm
When you had something to say and then forgot?
N.C.
This is not like that!
FF
You know that stress you get
F minorFm
When you commit a crime and then get caught?
N.C.
This is not like that!
FF F minorFm
It's just a button, just a helpful little button you can hit
FF F minorFm
It makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours all depending on your blood type
G+G
Also, someone random on the planet dies
C majorC
It probably won’t be someone you know
♫ Chorus:
FF
You're gonna love this new thing
F minorFm
This happy-feeling machine
G+G
Side effects and strings attached
C majorC FF
I want this but not like that
FF F minorFm G+G C majorC
♫ Verse:
FF
We have revised a new revision
F minorFm
We got your feedback
N.C.
You did not like that!
FF F minorFm
We have modified the button now instead of someone dying
G+G
They will simply lose their balance as they’re walking down the stairs
C majorC
It's not your fault if they won't hold the rail
♫ Chorus:
FF
You're gonna love this new thing
F minorFm
This happy-feeling machine
G+G
Side effects and strings attached
C majorC FF
I want this but not like that
FF F minorFm FF F minorFm G+G C majorC
♫ Bridge:
FF F minorFm G+G
This is our final off-er, our engineers have done their best
C majorC
They've made the button softer so it’s more comfortable to press
FF F minorFm
You'll get one hour of joy but then the button will
G+G
Make a college student oversleep their last exam
C majorC
And a small business owner lose an envelope of cash
G+G C majorC
And a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn't Do anything wrong!
♫ Chorus:
FF
You're gonna love this new thing
F minorFm
This happy-feeling machine
G+G
Side effects and strings attached
C majorC FF
I want this but not like that
FF F minorFm
I wanna love this new thing
F minorFm G+G
I'd kill for something to bring
G+G
Happiness (without a catch)
C majorC C minorCm FF
I want this but not like that