♫ Verse: F We have invented an invention Fm You know duct tape? N.C. It's not like that F We have created a creation Fm You know cupcakes? N.C. It's not like that! F Fm It’s just a button, just a simple little button you can press F Fm And when you press it you'll be happy with no harmful side effects G Okay our legal team’s informed us C F We must warn you of the button’s side effects
F You know that feeling Fm When you had something to say and then forgot? N.C. This is not like that! F You know that stress you get Fm When you commit a crime and then get caught? N.C. This is not like that! F Fm It's just a button, just a helpful little button you can hit F Fm It makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours all depending on your blood type G Also, someone random on the planet dies C It probably won’t be someone you know ♫ Chorus: F You're gonna love this new thing Fm This happy-feeling machine G Side effects and strings attached C F I want this but not like that F Fm G C ♫ Verse: F We have revised a new revision Fm We got your feedback N.C. You did not like that! F Fm We have modified the button now instead of someone dying G They will simply lose their balance as they’re walking down the stairs C It's not your fault if they won't hold the rail ♫ Chorus: F You're gonna love this new thing Fm This happy-feeling machine G Side effects and strings attached C F I want this but not like that F Fm F Fm G C ♫ Bridge: F Fm G This is our final off-er, our engineers have done their best C They've made the button softer so it’s more comfortable to press F Fm You'll get one hour of joy but then the button will G Make a college student oversleep their last exam C And a small business owner lose an envelope of cash G C And a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn't Do anything wrong! ♫ Chorus: F You're gonna love this new thing Fm This happy-feeling machine G Side effects and strings attached C F I want this but not like that F Fm I wanna love this new thing Fm G I'd kill for something to bring G Happiness (without a catch) C Cm F I want this but not like that
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